Buckster

I haven’t got a van and I don’t like Gary Glitter.

A kind way of telling you that you are a chubby cunt.

I will up my game later in the year.

I have a Stongarm bike jack, allows me to lift the front or rear wheel for cleaning or removal. https://on-bike.com/motorcycle-lifts/strongarm

Popped out this morning for a quick run, started at Colington, Edinburgh and headed to South Lanarkshire and Carluke then up into North Lanarkshire, fantastic countryside just outside of Edinburgh. I wanted to avoid Glasgow so I headed north to Airdrie and Cumbernauld before going up to Kilsyth for the first stop. Then over to Balloch at the southern end of Loch Lomond where there was something of interest to Pete. I headed up the west side of Loch Lomond. I then headed north east into the Trossachs. I took a little detour and went up to Tyndrum and The Green Welly Stop which is a popular destination for motorcycles. At this point I had covered 140 miles. the views were terrible. 9 After a cup of tea and a hotdog I headed back staying on the east side of the Loch. Headed for Stirling which has a nice castle. Even saw a big erection which should keep Six happy. I then headed back to Edinburgh. 224 miles in total.

Looks like someone has abandoned a Chinese bike there.

Only the fat ones.

Then fit a nappy when you find the leak.

Turd in a bap?

Gay.

Murdoch is all about the Chinese.

Hipster puffs jacket. Six should get one.

I am legend!

It’s an older Guzzi, pretty sure it’s an 850, the handlebars are wider than my fairing and I guess the cables work that way, he has had it for years.

Probably because it would be in a van.

Took a ride out with the neighbour this evening, headed down to Moffat in the borders on the A701 which runs through amazing countryside. Then headed through the valley floor on the A708 past St. Mary's Loch to Selkirk before heading back on the A7. Even managed to get a pic of a van so Six could feel included. Countryside in the borders is stunning but we had limited time so did not stop other than in Moffat. 145 miles in 3.5 hours. Roads I will visit again when I have more time. Also seriously considering an action cam as you fuckers could use a dose of proper countryside.

So where are they now, you never see the shite things.

Only if it hits Uranus.

That's why the cruiser concept has never worked for BMW yet they still keep trying and failing. What is the definition of madness?

Bob, to use those pegs you would need to have no legs …. Oh hold on…. Nothing to see here.

The Martian news service reported “Earth is about to fuck Mars”.

Child catcher.