Buckster

You need better trail braking skills, there will be a lot of that in evidence on Sunday.

Give his van some fucking respect you philistine!

No they are looking for a sandwich to give you.

A shovel could fix yours.

Are you next to the ugly bird or are you the ugly bird?

and his eyes.

More Chinese shite for Pete.

No, but now you mention it, you're

Damn right, you have sell those epic events, there will be nothing about the royal family in the news next week, it will be all about this, hold on I’m getting a call from BBC News.

It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds.

Liar.

Stopping every two minutes to take the bike out of the van to take a photo? Must be exhausting.

Gay.

He is desperate for a ginger father figure.

Fragile little fellow isn’t he.

Great until a pod of Orca decide to eat your liver.

Weeping rocker cover after 2k miles isn’t good. I will stick with my 96ci , never misses a beat even when I did 4600 miles in 8 days.

They are two old for you, plus they are girls so double safe from your proclivities.

It’s telling when you wait for the schools to be on holiday before you take the “candy” van away.

Lots of car parks so he can get the bike out for a photo.

Legoland.