Buckster

Perfect for escaping from those dirty krauts! Am I allowed to say “krauts”?

Looking through some pictures I noticed my foot hovering over the brake pedal while riding the Tail of the Dragon in North Carolina, trail braking, using front or rear brakes or both going into a corner is a great way to stabilise the bike and increase turn in, on heavy cruisers like mine rear brake alone is best, sports bikes work best with both or front only and trail bikes definitely front only on tarmac. With longer bikes you gain some pivotal force as well as extra loading on the front, with other bikes it is more about loading the front tyre and stopping any head shake from developing. You can use it right up to the apex of the turn but you need to have fully released the brake by then. It is a technique well worth learning. Here endeth the lesson.

Half a cunt cafe?

That’s just because no one gives a shit about you.

That would certainly encourage social distancing.

I’m pretty sure there is a “bring your gimp to work day” you could join that.

Another septic knob shite.

It’s a Welsh thing.

Is now a good time to mention the PM I sent to Clive that day?

The Harley is the better bike, no surprise there.

Nah, there would be some weird EU legislation slowing it down. Fucking European cunts.

It has varied just like everywhere else. Certain groups can still travel, plus feral kids and junkies are basically ignored so it makes a mockery of the bans.

She is probably dead by now.

Very little, there have been travel bans in place all the way through, it is illegal for me to go to Costco at the moment because it means travelling to a different tiered area. It is less than five miles away.

They banned any sort of church gathering for months until it was legally challenged. I know that doesn’t affect a lot of people, but you have to think about it for a moment to realise that they see no boundaries to their authority. We have a new hate crime bill now that helps protect people from themselves and is ripe for government to use to victimise anyone telling a truth that does not fit with their preferred version.

No helmets, they are going to die.

We are still on lockdown, Scotland basically shut down over a year ago and hasn’t opened up again. The SNP (Scottish Nazi Party) have got drunk on the power trip.

She would put out for you now.

Forget bracelets, you should be in a fucking straight jacket!

The bird.

Bruce has an intimate knowledge of the ring.

Let me extend the hand of friendship, which previously belonged to an Arabic bread thief.

You are a ginger Zuckerberg,

I’m getting spammed you bastard, two emails suggesting I visit the forum, number three and I post you a box of dog turd.

I agree, I shouldn’t have won anyway given how much of an ambassador of goodwill I have proven myself to be. Bruce still looks like a peado though.