Buckster

Cut the black wire.

So that's why I am growing boobs, I thought it was all the pizza.

Most of the 3.0 were auto. It will be a rust bucket but if he goes through it then it will make a good usable classic.

Cunt.

Been kidnapped by dwarfs? Quite possibly.

Nanopatticles?

The cream always rises to the top.

It's something.

Does this mean we should expect the flouncing bloater to make an appearance?

Everything you post?

The roads are jammed here, no fun riding with all the neck twisters out, apparently there is a big jam heading towards the NC500 with loads of vehicles being held up by a bunch of twats on hairdryers.

Cockwomble.

That’s where the engine is squeezed out of.

The problem is the forum was started by a Chinese bike owner. The Moto Morini 1200 is still made in Italy even though the company is now owned by the Chinese, Indian is competing well in flat track but there are questions on reliability, the beemer looks wrong and the Enfields are underpowered. In this ensemble the only one I particularly like is the Duc.

We always assume you are high.

This place has gone to shit, scooters.

Maxi scooters are getting quite popular for touring.

Too much bike for you mere mortals.

Either way it is a bit gay. So have you come back hoping someone will give you another bike? (too soon?)

Is that the one with two front wheels?

So what have you got?

Has he flounced already?