We are still on lockdown, Scotland basically shut down over a year ago and hasn’t opened up again. The SNP (Scottish Nazi Party) have got drunk on the power trip.
Ya maw’s a beetroot.
Yer bums out the windae, ye fuckin bampot.
Ye’ve got a face lit a melted welly.
Ya wispy-haired, leather-faced, bawbag-eyed, huffy wee fuckbumper.
There is a theme developing here, long term exposure to the fumes from your underkaks cause people to seek out a hermit like existence away from civilisation.