Buckster

I’m actually an expert at stitch ups.

Go for it, if that’s your dream and you can live it then more power to you.

I am now.

How did you know my foreskin is fully intact? Are you that stripper that was at George the rapists birthday party?

It wasn’t me, I don’t even know which forum you got here from, extreme knitting or something i imagine.

We both know we are now discussing my gentleman sausage.

True, the anaconda does scare them.

You should see the look on a whores face when she turns up at the mansion and gets handed a bucket and is shown to the bike garage, the instructions include daisy dukes and no jewellery.

Women are cheaper to rent than buy.

I feel insulted being compared to that cum guzzling knob jockey, as to your other point I have the catalogues here.

The welsh are, when I think of exotic pillion bait it is something like Indonesian or Polynesian bints, for the welsh it is goats.

I dictate and the butler posts with a little artistic licence, any big words are his. Before Pete went full Iceland fish finger (all grey), he was more ginger than carrot top.

What can I say? I'm looking for a new bike washer.

To be fair it was a forum that discussed capturing goats for sex.

So you are basically an organ donor? Not to mention another woman who does not realise her place on a motorcycle is the the pillion. Damn, this place is going downhill fast. Also a ginger sympathiser and now you have reached a true low by arriving here in the gutter of the internet.

Sounds like he is making an admission.

We will be expecting some serious mud plugging ride reports from you now.

That’s Yen.

I like it, if i was a homosexual or a bint I would probably buy one.

Mental health awareness, help me to deal with Tymeh.

I’m on a training course today and tomorrow.

Maybe they make allowances for gingers.