Buckster

The camera may have been made in China, possibly on the same production line as Pete's engine.

Don’t be needy, we already have Bruce for that.

Let's face it, the chance of an ugly cunt like you getting a second go is almost zero.

You mean being a gormless twat? Trust me you mastered that decades ago.

More like Three Mile Island.

German, Chinese hybrid then.

My engine was made in Milwaukee and the bike was assembled in York, Pennsylvania. All American thanks. I will concede that your sewing machine engine is assembled using mainly european made parts that are then sent to China to be put together then painted and send to where Italy?

Your engine is made by Loncin in China.

It was originally designed to power a sewing machine which is why it sounds the way it does. Listening to your bike, you can just imagine the 4 and 5 year olds making all those knock off Levi jeans.

The engine.

I was expecting it to cough a bit, it's Chinese after all.

My advice to you your friend is to stay on your his meds.

That got your attention didn’t it? Well I dug out my digital camera, it was among some of my dads junk when the old bastard died. I never bothered with it because it goes through more batteries than Pete does with bikes. In a fit of madness I got some high capacity Ni-MH rechargeable batteries and a charger from the rain forest, so you lot might start seeing some pictures of castles and what not soon, maybe even with my bike involved. You lucky lucky people. I have no clue how to use it.

Not as bad as white mx boots.

Tuck, keep the shit off the road.

Difficult to say, the welsh can only count to 20 and that’s with their socks off.

Depends, his boyfriend might have eaten them.

Dakar rally is much like a woman, alluring and exciting at first, then the psycho bitch tries to kill you.

No thanks, I’ve seen how that movie ends.

I just wanted a legitimate excuse to wear assless chaps.

Not much snow where I am, it’s all west and north, I’m too close to the coast for all that.

Welcome, if you are going to ask Moon for advice keep in mind he is a cunt.

Highly unlikely.

Bob has never been the same.

Balls.