Buckster

Still a cunt though.

Seems legit to me, good report.

Chopped liver.

Working.

He has been in France too long. There are a number of words that come to mind but "pufta", "boner biter" and "turd burglar" are not PC anymore so let's not blacken the name of our old friend (and indeed the friend of any guy who winks at him in a public lavatory), Moon, the bum loving cunt.

Is it made in Taiwan?

My bike was built in York, Pennsylvania.

The Skoda is fucked before it gets to the Welshman?

When it arrived from Taiwan.

Oi cunt! I’m not a septic.

Shouldn’t have bought that Kwak then.

Then it’s all good, Manson was just misunderstood. Me and “the family” are having a party this weekend and you are all invited. Helter Skelter yo!

and? I don't see the issue.

Scotland is still on lockdown but at least I have tea bags.

This will.

Looks perfect for Bruce, plus he could lift it onto his dingy.

So when did you become a woman?

Age and emissions.

My car is £30, bike is £91

Scotland smells like haggis and deep fried Marsbars.

You just admitted to inventing “gay”.