Buckster

I have taken the Harley apart to fix a few bits and pieces, replace the stereo and give it a good clean, apparently the rims are chrome, who knew? I need to get a headlight retaining ring, the original one has been chewed up since I got the bike, I have new plug leads to go on, full service, a few other small things that I have left until now.

Haven’t you got a boat to run aground or something?

Oh shut the fuck up you whining old cunt.

He’s a cunt.

That and the baying crowd with pitchforks threatening to burn you at the stake for being ginger.

No Pedro, we are all fucked.

You will probably end up shitting yourself as a result.

You will always be ginger here pal.

The real thing.

Hi ginge.

It’s all downhill from here.