Buckster

Rude.

Worth having a look around someplace like J&S accessories for gear, there are always deals to be had.

I saw Turkey score against the Dutch, I was in the chippy, the owner is a Turk, I almost got free fish and chips.

That was it, he seemed to be shaking and I couldn’t see his hands.

Well you have seen me naked.

Skank panzer.

A taller rider.

Could be worse, I saw three castles yesterday and I did less than 100 miles, I'm sick of the damn things, they are everywhere.

Tippy toes, what a short arse.

So what are you lot doing, the weather forecast isn't good here but I have loads to do anyway, not limited to getting a picture of our new Prime Minister up in the library next to the picture of the King. Oh I just realised, I don't have a library. I'll have beer instead.

He doesn't know, he has reached that age.

I definitely wouldn't have bought it then.

He identifies as a pirate, he is gender ambiguous.

So this is actually your old bike?

Hey @Marcel le Moose Fondler, what’s it like not being the tallest person on the forum? Personally I wouldn’t know, hence why I am asking.

Pretty sure my 640 Adventure had a taller seat and I had an even taller seat made for that.

In that case he should keep it.

No.

We already thought you were a fool before you bought it.

You bought it? Did he take the other one off you?