Buckster

I understand he dry humps it occasionally.

Things are getting bad when your choices are being bummed by a 3 foot dago or a 1 foot gimp.

I think we know whose collection that van load is.

Scooter trash.

Keeping her exercised to make the meat firm.

Pedro is probably working out a recipe that needs two dogs.

You really want to get that close to him? Are you going to bum him?

No, this is gay.

Go for it, retard on a motard.

Avoid the white sauce.

I rode for two years in Georgia without gloves at one point then we had a couple of rough winters so I wore gloves over the winters.

Says the guy whose girlfriend has a cock.

No idea, I think they were at Biggin Hill.

That guy is too tall for it, it would be fine for a short arse like you.

Z1000R Eddie Lawson Replica, 1984 was the year, took a test ride but the gixxer 550 had already got me to 9 points so I sold that and got a Jap import pre production DR800 from “Bat Motorcycles?” who were importing all sorts of weird stuff at the time.

I live in a new build, it is barely 200 years old.

I rode a new one recently that belongs to a friend, hell of a machine and designed to be modified, it is one of the few jap bikes that could tempt me.

I ride whatever I want to and FTW.

Everything on it except the front fender tip is American, the forks are Japanese and the clutch and brakes are Italian, brake discs are British. I understand that from 2010 they started using smaller Chrome parts from China and now most of the Chrome other than engine casings are Chinese made.

I don't ride a chinese moped.

It has rained a few times here today so the bike stayed under cover. I’ll get out during the week.

Lunch, then all being well I will get the bike out.

Everyone needs a goal in life, you go girl!

So you want to be Elon Musks sex doll?