Buckster

I don’t think it was a KLR, I think it was a Husky.

Sounds like a hard week.

Grammar! Gimp.

At last, some class.

No, you are the clown.

I’ve been invited to a biker party on the 18th of September, no restrictions, I can even smoke cigars in the bar.

Chlamydia.

Gay.

What a load of shite, in the old days they just checked you for boils and sent you on your way.

Gay.

I ran out of gas, I was on a loaner but didn’t fall off, those road tyres were crap in the sand. The guy that lost the ABS magnet was on a standard GS.

Wasn’t it you that lost a rear wheel magnet in New Mexico?

It’s tiny, I’ve seen one.

The abs magnets will fall out. Plus it weighs a ton, literally.

Drug the old fucker and go to the pub.

That’s an insult to gammon.

To be fair, if you were going to steal a picture off the internet then you would find something better than one of some bloke beaten with an ugly stick.

My sister ain't that ugly.

Based on his/her photo stealing, we don't even know if the Duc is someone else's. Six could be a transexual or even uglier than Bob. There is obviously something to hide beyond being a van peado. Let the speculation begin!

The problem is that it does not know if it wants to be a Harley or a Goldwing and it’s neither.

The dealer here has thus far proved pretty fair, they fucked something up when I imported the bike but made it right, they have even given me a couple of free mot's, I got them to fit the brake discs because they gave me such a good price that it would have worked out only £40 less for me to do them myself. They don't try to upsell me on anything and know I do most of my own work so I'm not a cash cow for them. Even so, I popped in the other day for a couple of side stand pucks and the parts girl gave me a couple of promotional ones she had in a draw rather than sell me some of the ones they have on the shelf. I even get free coffee and very often a wee cake or some such from the girl in the merchandise department so all in I have nothing bad to say about them.

He’s fuck all to do with me, he is @XTreme’s protege.