Buckster

I have a week off in Octember, so will be heading off on the bike for a tour of Ingurland, no van involved. Will visit my youngest in Kent and see my sister in Londinium, I predict a severe shortage of knicker elastic by the end of the week so stock up now, it will be a good investment, prices will soar.

2, I have different tastes in music than most of you though plus I’m not a geriatric cunt, yet.

What you say Bruce?

Guess you two will be going on a van journey together soon.

Is he the milkman?

Just stay away from Chinese shite.

I’m not saying a thing.

I assumed this was going to be about Tym and the transgendered parking nazi at the beach.

You should avoid one as well, that shit will get you arrested.

I think I will get one.

Oh great another Syrian refugee.

Oh fuck off you sad twats.

He will be trying to entice a lamb into the van.

I’m not talking about your bike.

Is this a professional rivalry thing?

It’s a shame the fucker never drank it.

Trump started it, everyone knows it.

COVID originated in a biological warfare facility in North Carolina.

She probably did a Six and just stole one on the net.

The chances of you living that long are slim, unlike you.