Buckster

Had the results of my annual health check today. Based on all available data I am at 104% of my maximum target level of health according to the doctors. Im basically going to live forever.

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You mean my Viking beard?

Does it leak more if it is on the left?

I have both, the lid I use most has a toothed ratchet, I’m not bothered either way.

He just didn’t want to upset you, I bet you are a whiny little bitch when you don’t get your way.

Was it ridden by one of your gay posse?

Yes it looks disproportionately large compared to your body.

Rude

It would completely annihilate your bike, anytime you want to come over and experience the humiliation let me know. Put up or shut up!

Looked like a Trask turbo, so about £5k

You will be able to put both feet down at last.

Did your helmet come off or were you out?

Canadian?

We all want to be Vikings. Except @Marcel who wants to be a zoo keeper.

I can’t be certain of the exact figure but I’m pretty sure this mod is worth an extra 20hp

I think our resident Viking and king of speed may have flounced.

I’m a Viking.

You lot are just intimidated by the raw Harley power. I was at a drag strip today and ran a 8.6 without even trying, I would post proof but unfortunately I don’t know how so you are just going to have to accept what I say.