Buckster

Probably in your dreams when you dreamt you had a real bike.

How many years old is your picture of your KTM?

That was 1977 you bellend!

Maybe someone should check the ride reports. Or not…

Wouldn’t find that body in the woods.

So basically every job you have ever done then.

It says only one body, serial killers hide remains far better than that. So I have heard.

I wonder if we should dip Marcel in vinegar.

That wasn’t the bike, it was BillyRay.

Good job.

Your arms are tiny.

Shih Tzu’s have hair not fur so they don’t shed much at all.

Funny you should say that. He was one of the most influential reformed theologians of our time.

John MacArthur died on the 14th.

Had a cheeky ride out to North Berwick this evening, no pictures as I didn’t want to trigger @Pedro with the deep fried battered sausage and chips with salt and sauce. Anyway that well over the 500 miles break in for the new swing arm isolators, no discernible increase in vibrations and the handling is sweet. In other news I have lost some weight, probably the AIDS kicking in, so need to back off the shocks preload a little, probably quarter of a turn.

"riding", you can't drive a brontosaurus.

@Sir Fallsalot calls that a brothel.

Your next question. "Why does my back wheel go forwards?"

Pull the breathers and have a look.

When you say 4 feet down you mean a few inches? You know how you exaggerate, like when you claim to be tall.