Buckster

Why have you mounted it backwards?

What tyre are you fitting?

They didn’t think this one out.

If @Marcel le Moose Fondler was tall he would be able to reach the bars better on his new bike.

I have only ever seen excessive cupping on a front tyre and I am certain it was caused by running for about 100 miles on a scraped road in Texas. Other than that I only ever see moderate cupping on tyres that are close to the end of life but again more front than rear. It will be interesting to see how the Cobra Chromes end up especially with the new shocks which have resulted in the last of the chicken strips disappearing.

You prefer to be behind Albert? Or do you prefer him behind you?

There is quite a lot of cupping on that tyre.

This forum has ruined you.

Anymore and it will eat the transmission.

At some point the Chinese bikes will meet the quality and reliability standards that Europe requires and then it will be game over for the japs. It is possible that some of the Chinese bikes have already reached this standard but they need to be proven over time.

She must think you and Albert make a cute couple.

Is that due to friction from all four of you sleeping in the same bed?

It’s a Heritage softail.

I thought it would suit you better, it’s fat and ugly with no character.

This is the kind of content we need here, not stuff about sleeping with Billybob on a road trip, come on you lot, take note.

He will be more interested in van hire and the location of local schools.

Yes, it was 100% an attempt hoping it wouldn’t be noticed or questioned.

Whose bike?

He will meet you there and "show you a room".

Rang them today and they claim that they are having issues with their system adding extras on without request, okay, anyway my renewal is all £4 less than last year, it’s unlikely I’ll get better than that.

Aye, he’s a bellend.

Yes .. Paul .. yes, you do … because you’re a homo.

Same for Edinburgh.