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Buckster

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  1. After you photoshopped it.
  2. It’s too much bike for you.
  3. You are hallucinating, there is nothing there.
  4. More here. https://www.advpulse.com/adv-news/ccm-unveils-600cc-project-x-adventure-bike-for-2025/
  5. It Snowed Last night. 8-00 am : I made a Snowman. 8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman. 8-15 so I made a Snow woman. 8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person 8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white. 8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa. 8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended. 8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction. 8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied " snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care. 9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested. Moral. There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become.
  6. Looks like this is actually going ahead, could be a very interesting bike. https://overlandmag.com/features/ccm-reveal-600cc-project-x/
  7. So what I am reading here is that if you get a fake Harley they will try to kill you so get a real Harley and live happily ever after.
  8. So you play with Sofia’s puppies frequently?
  9. My car flew through it’s MOT today, so all in a good day.
  10. So you munched down on something moist did you Bob?
  11. That wouldn’t last @zzzak a week.
  12. He should give it to you and you can flounce and go and live in Marcels truck, it has internet.
  13. Apparently his truck has a mobile network.
  14. A certain person has flounced and asked for all their content to be removed, five days of retirement induced a total functional meltdown, there was plenty of inane drivel that you lot didn't see being sent by pm to the mods and admin. By the way if any of you say disrespectful things about said person he will find you and look at you sternly.
  15. Having my first mince pie of the season.
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