Buckster

Are you sure.....Paul?

I will have bomb disposal handle it.

So would special branch.

I'm putting a new turbo cartridge in mine along with a new exhaust.

Motorcycleriders.net not gaycooter.hairnet, get with the program you lot.

All this great weather and we have three ride reports and one is on a fucking scooter.

You are safe once you cross state lines.

I regularly did 800 mile days but I’m a biker, @Six30 came to bikes later in life, it’s not in his blood.

Motor rail?

@Six30 likes the sight of sweaty men being battered round the ring.

Que?

He wasn’t tall, I think he was Canadian.

If you want to destroy towns just vote conservative in July.

You would have to roll it in flour and look for the wet spot.

Apparently this is real.

He said when, not where, you gammon!

You can go into the heroine business.

That doesn't happen with my bike, but then the fairing on mine isn't modelled on a pudding basin.

Before getting to the peninsula I turned off eastward back to Tarbet via Inveraray which meant riding a road carved into the south side of an incredible valley after passing various tidal lochs, the scenery was stunning and it was great riding, eventually arriving back at Tarbet and Loch Lomond before retracing my route home. 325 miles of dramatic countryside, I love Scotland.

The bike never missed a beat and the handling is sublime with the new shocks. From here I headed south towards Campbeltown following to Atlantic coast, if I had more time I would have explored multiple things along the route but I had to get back, I was 150 miles from home.

From there I headed west through the valley over to the coastal town of Oban, it was ramming with tourists and was overcast. It was good to be on the west coast as i rarely get all the way over there.

There was a guy with a brand new Benelli TRK? Dual sport looked like a 700cc, must have been fresh out of the showroom, all his gear was brand new and it had a pristine set of panniers and top box, he could barely touch the ground on it though and as he pulled out he fell off, unfortunately I didn't get a picture. He obviously flooded it as he could not get it to start again until a girl walked over and cranked the throttle open and started it for him. Humiliation complete.