Buckster

Be careful your fat arse doesn’t exceed that weight limit.

I’ll be riding tomorrow, that much is true.

That’s the new battery on, it has some serious cranking power. I have the NOCO charger on my old battery now to see it it can recover it, although I doubt it.

Reminds me of the time I got a puncture as I rode into Los Angeles after 2400 miles in three days. Nursed it down to the dealers and at first they wanted to book it in, I pointed out I had ridden in from Georgia and would only be there for a couple of days, they promptly dropped everything and did it immediately. There was a guy from Canada waiting who had trailered his bike down who started complaining. The workshop guy told him to shut the fuck up and said real riders got priority.

Battery is here and on charge. Weighs about a quarter of the one I have taken out. The old one is looking a bit bulgy on the sides.

Mawsley spotted https://www.facebook.com/share/r/Cg1j297d6Ho2wJJZ/

Yeah, they identified him as a ginger ponce with a penchant for midgets? He had to leave quick.

My bike is a 2008 and this will be its third battery so it is averaging 1 battery every 8 years, now remind me how long that battery has been in the Affy?

The moose herds?

Car parks with the van just out of shot.

Must be protected by the man fat running out of your arse.

Onions peppers and mushrooms with flank steak.

I have got a charger with it.

Ordered one, will have it tomorrow.

Nice avatar.

Looks like they are about £60 more than a standard battery but they have a five year warranty.

My battery just packed up, luckily I was at home, I was just about to go for a ride, started the bike then shut it down because the starter was slow, went to start it again and everything died, no voltage under load, stuck my starting pack on it and everything was good. @Marcel le Moose Fondler how are you getting on with that Noco lithium?

They are just getting to know each other.

Says the duck fucker.

What happens inside abandoned buildings stays inside abandoned buildings?

and you tried to have sex with that duck as well didn’t you?

He will spend eternity with Bruce, Mawsley and Fuckmine.

He makes @zzzak look modest.