Buckster

It’s the right colour for a Honda, pink.

Something Chinese no doubt.

Someone has been taking lessons from @Saul.

When did he learn to write?

I received some gentleman's reading material today. Properly labeled as well. I do happen to have ginormous gonads.

A year to do a two week ride is pointless.

Okay, who sent a picture of a dirty bike to Pete?

Just as well Pete isn't here to see this shit.

I'm going to grass you up.

That's how you get stabbed.

It's amazing how it looks like you are talking about someone else since you switched to they/them pronouns.

I'm a shit magnet. That's how I ended up with you lot.

I had the pleasure of a conversation with a conspiracy theorist the other day and when I say “pleasure” I mean WTF?!? Now keep in mind that this guy engaged me in conversation, I didn’t speak to him. Talking about going down the rabbit hole, I imagine it was like talking face to face with @zzzak. His entire life is dominated by complete fantasy where he is being sought by clandestine forces. He pretty quickly decided that I had pictures of him and that people had told me things about him even though we had just met and he had initiated contact. It was full blown mental illness. In a short time he asked me if I was police, military, mossad, a Freemason and no I didn’t feed into his paranoia, he was a complete fruitcake. The care in the community system has definitely failed, it might be time to go back to funny farms and lobotomies. By the time I got away from him I was open to getting a lobotomy myself.

You think?

You badass.

How many is "a few"?

I wonder how @alfalfa is doing? The fires have reached his parish by all accounts.

It'll buff out.

£130 for the Harley, £240 for two bikes seems about right. Would be more for @boboneleg but that’s because he lives on a council estate.

12% Imperial stout tonight.

I try my best to spread the love.

I don't want to add to your joy too much, but that's your wife in the future.

You should go, take the Yam and teach them how to ride off-road.