Renegade

A teacher said I'm going to ask you a question and i want adult answer's because you are getting grown up now, the teacher said Mary what did you do at the weekend? the little girl said we went for a ride on a choo choo train and the teacher said no, i went for a ride on a train, teacher said JEAN you tell us an adult answer where did you go Sunday? Jean said went out for din din's and teacher said no you went out for lunch, so the teacher looked around the class and she spot's Billy in the corner so teacher say's Billy stand up and tell us in adult language what you did and remember all the girl's got it wrong, so teacher said what did you do Billy he said read a book and the teacher said what was the book called, Billy replies WINNIE THE SHIT miss

The Bwlch

We were up there Thursday, they flew so low that I thought they wanted a race.

Stop pulling his leg will you !

Yeah will do. How about the Elan Valley ?

Great to see you @Cupid Stunt

A memory Lyn @KAYZ1

It was a great time Lyn when we travelled down to the south of France, Wales is stuffed with all this crap trying to keep us under their thumb.

It's definately a Peach

Dragons to be reintroduced to Wales after an absence of more than 1000 years , local conservation groups say they are pleased by the move that will put a large predator back in the food chain .... There has been concern shown by the farming community due to the risk of predation to livestock but the Welsh assembly say they are willing to pay compensation to farmers who can prove loss; the other danger with the dragons’ eating habits of taking virgins is not thought to be a problem as they became extinct in Wales many years ago anyway......

Just for the boys

Wow ! I've only got 2.

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, "Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Buddy replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"