Renegade

Glad that she is ok.

Why would a Lion be wearing a pair of Pork chop panties?

I'm sorry to hear that Pedro

Spot on mate.

I didn't mean the van, I was on about the shop in the background (Greggs)

I like that.

You should've let Karen do it.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/give_someone_wood

Is this the same van that broke down ?

Or maybe Puff Bang Sqeeze Blow ?

Puff sqeeze bang blow ?

Can I be a member ? These were mine.

Welcome back mate.

Witnessed totally disgusting behavior on the beach today...A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head, then it all kicked off between them.. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke,but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.... Then a crocodile (keir) turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'Thats the way to do it...’

I'm new to this motorcycling lark, i've only been riding them for 62 years. Hello and welcome.

I'm definately a rarity, but I've got loads of Fabreze.