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Renegade

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  1. Still don't know who your on about.
  2. Englishman: "That your Dog"..?? Welshman: "Aye". Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..?? Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..?? Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks". Welshman: (Look of Shock). Englishman: Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing at the Welshman). Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's He Treating You"..?? Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief). Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Horse"..?? Welshman: "Horse Don't Talk”. Englishman: "Hey Horse how's it Going"..?? Horse: "Cool, Thanks". Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock). Englishman: "Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing to the Welshman). Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's He Treating You"..?? Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather." Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement). Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Sheep"..?? * Welshman: "That Sheep's a bloody Liar”..
  3. I'm 71 this year, you would probably be better off getting a Kawasaki.
  4. I never fall over either
  5. Renegade

    NASA photo

    Look how square what ever it is, is. NASA ? NOT NASA
  6. Oi Fred @Sir Fallsalot he's taking the piss out of your accent.
  7. Number of sheep in the United Kingdom Number of livestock England :- 15,756,946 Wales :- 10,037,473 Scotland :- 6,985,017 Northern Ireland :- 2,052,555
  8. Renegade

    Me again.

    She must be related to Zzack.
  9. Renegade

    Me again.

    Oh shit! The've let him out of the moron hospital again.
  10. I don't think zzzak exists on this planet. I've never seen a photo of him, I think he's a Martian.
  11. This is Haydens shop >>>>> Trikeshop
  12. Hanks shop is in Caerphilly now, and Hayden has the Trike shop just off Lamby way.
  13. Happy birthday Fred @Sir Fallsalot
  14. I know Delilah has been banned by the WRU for the choirs playing in the stadium but not banned for the crowd to sing. But I think this is great. Bye Bye Bye Delilah So they’ve gone and banned Delilah, I can’t believe their moans, They don’t want us to sing it, What an insult to Tom Jones ! It’s been sung by millions, For years it’s been the top, But if you ban one song like that, Then where does it all stop? Should we give in to pressure? And listen now to others? Should we ban Land of my Fathers Cause it doesn’t mention Mothers? Should we not sing Stereophonics, ‘Cause their lyrics are quite odd? Or should we ban Bread of Heaven, ‘Cause not all believe in God? Should we not sing Hymns and Arias? Attacking England to the core, Should we not sing Men of Harlech, Cause it mentions going to war? Should we not sing in our language? They must be having quite a laugh! Should we ban our ‘Sosban’ song, ‘Cause the cat scrammed Johnny Bach? Should we ban Myfanwy, About a lost love sung? Or should we ban The Green Green Grass, In which a man is hung? Whenever Wales are playing, We’ll travel to the ground, And we’ll stand and sing Delilah, So the song rings right around. It’s just a song for goodness sake, And what I say is true, That there’s plenty of Brains in the Cardiff pubs, But there’s none in the WRU!
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