Renegade

Yep

I'm on 9 a day.

That doesn't rhyme with the rest of your prayer

All good thanks.

I bought my Suzuki Sfv Gladius from Thunderoad Cwmbran in August, so that means my guarantee is not valid.

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor. The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog. "Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately". So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said. And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member. The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much. So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said, "NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? And the Frog said, * "How many fucking times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

The Lie said to the Truth, "Let's take a bath together, the well water is very nice." The Truth, still suspicious, tested the water and found out it was nice. So they undressed and took their bath. But suddenly, the Lie leaped out of the water and fled, wearing the clothes of the Truth. The Truth, furious, climbed out of the well to get her clothes back. But the world, upon seeing the naked Truth, looked away with anger and contempt. Poor Truth returned to the well and disappeared forever, hiding her shame. Since then, the Lie runs around the world dressed as the Truth,and the society is very happy.. because the world has no desire to know the naked Truth.

Happy birthday Chris.

Is that your daughter?

I've opened 3 birthday cards and I'm already £150 up......... I love being a Postman.

My Asgard.

Enjoy !

Not so much with the blue one because i've only owned it for 5 years, but when the red one went after 22 years of ownership that hurt.