Renegade

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Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle: Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said. Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour. After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom "Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face. "I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130."

Sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local store. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to handle this. Last night I bought something from this store and I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the same store and asked if I could get a refund. The cashier told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead, again she told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager as we Karen's do..... now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to straight to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. I''ll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again.

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Funeral will be held for Dell on Friday 19th September at 3pm, If you would like to attend to pay your respects, please let me know. Dress code will be as dell would wish nothing fancy and whatever you feel comfortable in . A wake/drinks/piss up / get together will be held afterwards at the Wetherspoons Red Lion in Bitterne to celebrate his life

The 1st video at the top of this page is when it happened, and the Mondeo escaped.

It is with a really heavy heart that I have to break the news that Dell @Dell passed away with cancer on Monday 18th of August. Here is a memory of Dell, Pete, Me and Lyn at Petes in Spain a good few years ago. R.I.P Dell

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