yen_powell

I think I read something about that abandoned village a while back. Bad case of Bubonic Plague wiped them all out. You should be alright Pete if you have no dodgy symptoms by now. Now, time to read all the other threads that have been updated whilst I have been away.

There are pictures on social media of these two delightful locals Give me a pound or I will hit you man. The Blue Bridge Man

Just watching that made my back shudder.

I did 120 miles on Thursday but it was just going to work and then back and forth to a few sites when I got there. I also went to the Isle of Dogs Asda to see if I could see the large man who demands a pound from people as they return their trollies and gets violent if they say no but he wasn't there, I heard an old Italian man decked him the day before. The police never seem to keep hold of him for long. Up the road from Asda is another large man known as The Blue bridge Man who walks up and down the same street (by the Blue Bridge) then deliberately barging into people and then threatening them for getting in his way. The police keep letting him off with a warning as well. Two nut-nuts so close is strange. I wonder what would happen if I could get them to meet? First time I've dared ride the bike since my back went twang last Wednesday week. I thought long and hard before deciding fuck it and putting it on the centre stand when I got home, it's a git to do that, especially compared to the Versys. Back out for a short trip tomorrow.

I thought it was the euthanasia poll, but realised I was wrong so changed my vote.

Do you have a link for the tickets?

That's made me come over all peculiar. Which one is your house?

Tories it is then. Actually, I think it is already a Tory area.

My black neighbour moved out yesterday, I shall miss her, she had the fine art of parking just right so I could get my bike out of my garage without moving my car first. Where as the Polish family there before her parked so far over they were sometimes in front of my own garage door and partly on my drive. This later turned out to be because he had a motorbike to get out of his garage to go to work at 4am. It was a Honda and broke down a lot so in the end he moved to be closer to London. Now who do I vote for to get a new neighbour with decent parking skills?

I did a search and was surprised to see that you can still get Michelin Desert tyres. I would buy a back one again, but would opt for something different on the front. The front stopped me going round corners on the road till it was half worn, it had way too aggressive a tread pattern. But I ran them at about 12-15psi and they didn't squish, even with the weight of all my luggage. They were brilliant off road. The front was a totally different shape after 3,000 miles, the rear was still doing its job though. Further searching shows that they only do 18 and 21 inch now. But a few choices on link below for other road legal tyres. https://twotyres.co.uk/road-legal-enduro-tyres-guide/

It'd be more fun if something awful could go wrong with it. If it's not going to shit itself and chuck oil all over the Spanish scenery the least you could do for us is to drive over a few nails for our delight and delectation. 'Me me me me', that's you that is!

Just seen this, how's that for a list of problems in the first year. https://londonbikers.com/t/one-year-old-today/113289

Oh yes, I get that sometimes as well. This is why I had to give up the tightrope walking.

Bob, Reading your balance thingy on another thread. I fall over backwards if I look up at tall buildings for too long, an age thing I reckon. Same with riding the bike, some days I have excellent balance and other days I can do nothing right. Anyway, screw a little plastic spirit level on to one of you legs, I think you know which one, you've always struck me as the sensible sort. Now you'll always know by looking down if you're leaning to one side without having to rely on your own in built balance.

It is actually on this thread already, quite a few pages ago. I didn't appreciate his voice when I was a kid, but listening to it now and he does a cracking job on this.

This puts a whole new spin on illegal hare coursing. I think the dogs need to be armed for their own protection.

I rode out on Saturday lunchtime to join a minibus full of people going to an open air music thing and then I rode home again last night just before it got dark. I left the main road due to a combine harvester doing 10 mph and taking up the whole road and took to the back narrow lanes near my house to get ahead of it. I was just coming up to a 3 way junction when what I initially I thought was a small deer was running across the road ahead. Then I saw the ears! Jesus, how big do hares get????? I've only ever seen them as a distance in the middle of ploughed fields before where there is nothing to scale them against.

What was the 4 into 1 aftermarket pipe that you had to remove entirely to change the oil filter. My mate had one on his Eddie Lawson replica. Luckily it got stolen before the problem came up.

Motad

Bikes take up less room in the garage on a centre stand. I can get more fuel in the tank when it's on the centre stand. Wheel removal is easier, especially on larger heavier machines. I can balance a cup of tea on the filler cap or top box easier as well.

Micron, Marshall

My bike's number plate ends in KWG as well, this is a strange coincidence. It is the proper colour for a rear number plate though, not that nancy boy white thing.

What's with the, "Who stole my lino?" pose?