Marcel le Moose Fondler

Twat !

Bridges mostly...it was night fall...so couldn't take any pics...but it was sure smooth sailing to get back...

Have to say I'm a little sore this morning...some sections were extremely rough ...few trail we covered are knowed only has winter trails..and only used during the winter when the groming machines do there magic....lots of boulders and roots lettering the trail....most wet spots were frozen over all except one...

Well I think that's about it....we did a loop ...we took a different route to get home...and old abandoned rail system...wich cut down the time to get back... I think we covered about 250 km on this outing....don't think I'll be going out again until we get some snow...just to frigen dusty....oh and I lost a center hub cap...we can to this spot where it look like a truck had broken though the ice ..had to switch it to 4by 4 to get though...plate size chunks of 3 inch ice ..must have smack it during the crossing...

Then we heard of this place ....camp Cormier that serves and amazing poutine...we all took a normal size one ..wasn't expecting to be so large...could only finish off about half of it.

Yes a real life saver when it's extremely cold out..or have a breack down .

Shelter # 2

We stopped at the first shelter for a break. Ran into so moose tracks.

Ride # 2. Well it was a beautiful sunny day...- 5c when we hit the trails in the morning...on my way to Dan's place stopped for a little breack. Still no snow on the ground...figured it was going to be dusty...I wasn't wrong.

Yup Billybob and Dan...Billybob has the full camouflage suit.

Well I'm about to leave on and epic adventure....got spare gaz..beer...and I decided to arm myself incase we run into wildlife or some crazy hillbillies..so I'm bringing my Viking sord just to be safe.

You could have kept that perspective to yourself....

Just though of something else that could explain alot of things ...like those frequent shopping trips with the wife...the man purse...and the Honda.

Yes I kinda figured that...the doctor probably didn't notice the main arteries it has probably putrified from the lack of use over years...probably shrunk down to the size a hair folical...

If you want my medical advice...just to make sure you got significant blood flow to your dick...get your wife to dig out a few leeches in a pawn and stick two of them on your knobend overnight..that should get the pink colour back...

I'd be worried ....they might have cut the blood supply to your genital...if it's starts turning green your one step away from amputation...keep and eye on it...

I beleive so.....your black and blue balls might have been the final nail in the coffin...

Oh and the Fender flares...those are a add on has well .

A little about the atv....who owned it before really deck it out...front rear bumpers..2 inch suspension lift..windscreen...rear gargo box..hand and thumb warmers ...light bar...it rides really plush compared to my old can am outlander 800 ..beleive it was 2010 model..sold it when I was going through my separation...so so far so good I'm please with the purchase...was a little reluctant buying a used atv...and the fact it had such low mileage was kinda weird to me though in my mind there must be something wrong with it....after going through it with all of the service and all fluid change it looks a good machine...and to outfitted a similar new one is well over 25 g ...so I saved quite a bitt of dosh..

Atv ride possibly....leaving zone 6 and going to 5.

Planning a ride downshore this Saturday with billybob and Dan ...to get access to there trail system there's two major rivers to cross in Bathurst...the only way around them is to ride on the highway bridges from what I've heard...Billybob might have and alternate route...should know more tonight....the place is literally covered with camps privately owned and turn into bars...pool table in them ..live music...there is so many of them that if you stop at everyone in a 20km radius and drink one beer...you're pretty well wasted by early afternoon...

Like and Eskimo women ...baby mooses have to be one of the cutess in the animal world but it don't last very long....

Does he ride a Honda by any chance ?

Yes used....2018 by the looks of it the previous owner didn't put it through the ringger...it had only 1400km on the odo.