Marcel le Moose Fondler

Kinda busy Pete....I've joined and atv forum ....got a few threads on go... Thread one " Are atv riders all hillbillies " Thread two. "I" m thinking of marriage and she's my causine " Just waiting for how long it will take before I get the boot..

It was kinda enjoyable actually....just putting along 50kph enjoying the scenery...cold brew...what could you ask more ?

The alternative is being cooked up in the house for six month...what would you choose?

We came up to a small river crossing and the water was extremely high...it looked like and ice dam formed further up it looked kinda sketchy and you couldn't tell how deep the water was...me and Dan opted to back track a ways to take and alternate route...but Billybob decided to go ahead with his 1000cc polaris...had water over the front headlights...a good 35 inches of water....I was getting kinda drunk by that time...and didn't take pics...by that time I had consumed 12 beers.

Yes during hunting season....pretty well all of them have gun racks fitted on the atvs...deer season finished a week ago so all firearms are at home.

By late afternoon we stop at Dan's son in law place ..a camp next to a lac called upper lac..for another beer. Well that's about it...it was about a 200km run...some trail section were kinda rough...when they start grooming the trails after a significant snow fall that will clear up the rough sections ..

Beer stop five. The old shelter in the back is use to store fire wood.

Beer stop 3. Beer stop 4

We found a moose herd ....the grown was literally covered in fresh tracks but we didn't stop for pics...I'm sure they were at least 20 moose.

From what I could gather...drinking beer is a must...it's my first run so I'm still gathering data...but it sure looks that way...

Well a few pics from today. First beer stop. Second beer stop. Dan was putting some sticker from the company he works for...they donate of bunch of fence to stop trucks or jeeps from entering the atv trail system.

Well about the leave ....-10c this morning....got my boots and spare fuel...and beer...should be good till 7pm..I'm just wondering if 15 beers is enough to impress the atv hillbilly crowd ...

I believe this is a penis sleeve...by the looks of it.

Like these....we drill out the lugs..and with a special tool we insert the studs in the hole...really durable ..they are design for car tires so and atv might weight a 1/4 of what a car weigh ..and they don’t come out or break the carbide bitt on the end. The tool is like this.

No Pete...I'm mostly likely going to be running into hillbillies.

Well the moose tend to hang out in swampy area.lol....they work really well in the snow...and they're real easy to fitt automotive ice studs...popular tire in these parts.

Fitting some new rubber on the atv...radial six ply.

Since we're on the subject...what about the six million dollar cock.

I bought this yesterday night on the black sale....34 bucks all leather just like dady likes it.

I hope someone gets him a pair of denture for his birthday...those gums must be hurting by now..71 years without teeth.

Ya ya I know....I was dying to try it out...and I bailed from work at 2 pm ...it was just a 20 km round trip ...wet snow was falling so that's the only shelter I could find for a little breack. Ilk get some better shots Saturday weather permeting.

Like the native wildlife we northern climate people tend to pack on blubber for the winter...don't worry I'll have my sexy bod by summer time.

Lol....it's the French Arcadian in me

Some of you might be wondering why and atv and not a snowmobile.. atv trails have basicly taken over next to the coast ...heck I can even ride on the road to get gazoline or liquor store..perfectly legal now..you pretty well need to haul your snowmobiles about 30 km inland to reach the trail systems now....I've snowmobiles for many years before...it was just getting crazy...crazy fast and the drinking was out of control...lost two friends to snowmobile accidents...after the second accident...I sold them and got out of the sport..it's like I was basically waiting for number to come up and didn't enjoy it anymore..atvs are slower and you can't go more than 50kph in the trails system they have ..pretty relaxing...nice six pack of beer with that and your golden.