Marcel le Moose Fondler

Well I stopped for a few to talk to the high priest.... He was kinda shock to see my helmet of flames and my mechanical horse.... It's not white but orange... Close enough.. And it's not just 1 horse... Its got a 160 of them and the beast sport my name MTK.. I guess there having a real hard time since the covid and they can't recruit door to door and they send letters....he offered me a job... To spread my Devine gene to the next generation of witness... I would be the head inpregnator to the next generation... To pregnate has many females of child bearing age.. And I would be garrantee a place in heaven... I guess they got somekind of system that only about a 100 thousand of them will go to heaven...

Are you thinking of joining the witness?

Well I could make it easy for them.. I'll tell them my genes are Devine.. I wear a crown of flame.. I was conceived in new Jerusalem on a Sunday on a special date.. My mother name is Mary ... Due to qwantum string theory.. I'm very old... And you guys all know by now I'm a real life king...

I'm think of replying to the letter.. And really mess them up.. Should I?

You dummy... Try to keep up.... J W. Stands for Jehovah witness...

My suspesion was correct.... Its from the J W orginasation... This was also in the envelope.... There recruiting by mail now?

I don't know England.. Wales... Essex... Look's all the same to me...

About a year ago..

No it saids England on the package...

It's got some sort of religious vib going on... You think it could be from the Jehovah witness?

Got this also from the UK today... What the fuck is going on.... It might be from Six30...

Could be... I've only clip a few years ago...

Just received and hand written letter in the mail.... I don't know what to make of it... Or where they found my Adress....

Your comparing apples to oranges.... Its like me comparing my Ktm to your busa on off beat road with dirt sections trow in... You'd be eating my dust...

True I had new model production blues with the Ktm... It's all sorted now and I would be comfortable taking it cross country now... The harley was and investment.. I haven't decided wich of the two I will be keeping.....but I can tell you has a touring bike the harley is hard to beat after riding the two for a few months now and comparing them...i know if I sell the ktm I will be loosing more money than the harley... The harley just hold better re sale value. And the harley purchase wasn't cause most of my friends have them... They don't really care what bike I ride and neither do I... We're just old friends going back to the days of high school.... True there are some brand specific riders out there... But it's definitely not my crowded of people..

The ulta will do 120mph... Mind you it's not a rocket or do I claim it to be... Its a touring bike... If your in your into speed and how fast you can take corners.... Well its definitely not the bike for you.... I can tell you one thing.... On a long journey.. Multi day run... I definitely believe it's a better bike or tool for the job compared to your croch rocket...

That would make a great sausage delivery wagon..

Well congrats on your bike.... It would definitely be not a bike for me... I'm just a little confused about the purpose of bikes with ridiculous top speed and you can't actually use it... Other than the autobawn...

It not just that Pete... You make it sound like it's the bike of the century... Comparable to the big BMW and ktm super adventure and Ducati multi.... It's just a Honda... Get over it...

Not something I eat offend... But I was short on time... Fast and easy...

Well there she is... The world famous poutine...

Nothing fancy it's a Canadian dish... That the Canadians invented... Haha. Grown beef.. Cheeze curds.. Tomatoes.fries..onions.. And top off with gravy..