Marcel le Moose Fondler

I don't know why you want to see more of the harley power.... Check out.... Crazy harley vs sport bike drag racing....

Soon has I get back from the dealer... Probably late Sept..

I suppose I could get 1 of my boys to ride one of the bikes and the other to film the race.. My money is on the harley...

Have you had enough.... Or should I continue with the comparison?

Oh there's no make beleive world here tymy... If you only knew..

Well you started it..... Comparing my Harley pipes to sewage was the last straw... Anyway I'm not really worried even if the states or Canada went belly up... With my connections... Did I ever mention my close relatives run the grab fisheries here in the north?

That makes no fucken sence Tym... And that's coming from and eskimo..

Check out the seats and tell me wich would you like your arse be on. The couch like comfort first. And the plank like comfort seat on the Ktm.

The brakes on the Ktm are not bad... They worked fine until they got covered in fork oil... The Ultra brakes are brembo 4 piston calipers on all corners and I was pleasantly surprised how good they are... Knowing that the bike weight twice has much... It feels like a little Honda moped coming up on hard braking.... Simply top knoch...

Not in my case... Warmth only makes them stretch out more... Need cold to put everything back in place.

I hope ktm Austria don't get a hold of this fine review... They might try to sabotage the ktm by unloading a Honda virus into the CPU...

Yes afraid so.... Had to take a ice bath to get the wringles out.

I kid you not... Did a 400 km stretch this one time and my nut sack looked like your face....

About your victory engine.... You know that thing doesn't have proper bearing like a harley engine does.... It's brass bushing engine like a bring and Stratton engine commonly found and lawn movers...

Ya me too... I try to stay away from facebutt.... I get to many bd wishes from strange women...

Let's talk about comfort.... Holygeepers the comfort on the ultra is top knoch.. I mean I could ride around the world non stop ( stopping only for food gas and women)... wyll on the other hand my ass would start bleeding after 200 km on the Ktm....

Get the picture..

I'm photoshopping next month pic... And I better not get discalifyed... Or there be hell to pay... Fucking harley hatters...

Great shot Buck.... Ya I know what you mean... Those annoying cunts with sport bike I usually just plow them off the road..

Oh most definitely Pedro...the magic happens at low revs.. Like from 1500 to 3500 rpms... If I would try to accelerate with let's say a fellomciouse lady on the back like 40 stones on the ktm at 1500 rpm... I'm sure the heads would fly off and explode...

Thanks Pete. Has you can tell from the video wich is not sirphotoshopalot... the rat bike harley smoked a 225 hp bike... So my ultra would definitely smoke my Ktm..

Sounds like you ran into some lot lizards... Maybe that's why you're having trouble keeping your weight up... Did you get tested for Vd?

Has for performance Pete... I know what your thinking.... 70 hp to 160 hp... Pete I need your help posting a video..... It's called.... Hildos harley race CB 1000 fireblade.. Could you please be a sweetheart and post it for me...

After ridden both bikes for a wyll now I can give and expert report... I'll start with the weight of both bikes... KTM tops the scales fully wet at around 39.29 stones and the Harley at around 71.43 stones.. Surprisingly the harley is more nible in the twistys and carries it's weight better than the ktm... Due to most of weight is carried down low...

Fucking cunt... Changing the rules again.... It's called harley discrimination.. That's all it is... Fucking Hondas....