Marcel le Moose Fondler

Mine been in the back of my truck... She's a lazy little bitch..

That's 800 km in two days before the minor break down...

Nice job... Had 2 Dr 650 prior of getting the 950..

Well heard back from the teutonic breack down machine.... Ignition coil on cylinder #2 wasn't clip in properly from factory and worked it self out on the rough roads... Now I'll have to do another shake down run to get my confidence back...

Maybe I'll get a new screw out of it.. Haha..

Don't think so... The only plugs I touch was the fuel pump and sending unit..

Well dropped the bike off at the dealer this morning.. They couldn't clear the codes... Cylinder #2 isn't working... The factory trained Tec was off today.. Will be in tomorrow... Im really considering getting my money back if possible... If the engine needs to be torn apart..

This one don't look half bad.. I have to say.

Almost look like and illusion... Like there's a big black box in the field behind your bike..

It's in the so called ride report.. Little ride....

It's bike of the month... Not goerge Forman grill of the month..

Does a broken bike count.

Just a coolant leak that I fixed myself.. This is a new 1...just unplug the battery for 45 min.. Though maybe it would clear the code... No go... Didn't work.. Code still flashing..

Yes but still a pain in the ass... Takes forever to get someone on the phone...and it's 2 hours away.. This morning after a few scenic pics... I cross over the province from west to east.. About 200 km of nothing but trees no cell service... Good thing it didn't breack down in those parts... I would have been chicken voltoure food.... Just starting to loose patience and fate with the bike... Think there's just to much electronic on the thing..

About 45 min from home and mtc light came on the cluster couldn't go more than 80 kph.. Fell into limp mode....had to call a rescue e truck.. Ffs...

The day started nicely and shit happened..

Nice 1 Pete.... Wish I had your writing skills...

Don't know what kind of bug splatterd in my shield... But it was fucken full of blood.... Might be a vampire Juin bug..

Just pulled over for the night... Its to dam hot.. Over 30 c... Few pics from the morning.. Met Pete along the way he was just standing there with a pole up his ass..

Well 7 am... On the cool side.

Fixed

I'm going riding... Might do a run around the province with a sleep over.. And no not in a tent...

That's one large top box... What do you haul with it... Gravel?