Skippy

Well it would have been if I’d poured it over the food Pedro

That’s one big chunk of tortilla containing potatoes and onions and the rest is a mixture of tuna, onions, tomatoes, olives, boiled egg and peppers with a nice olive oil dressing……..the bread was still warm too

Out for a couple of hours this morning, principally a breakfast run. Some lovely scenery, cracking roads and hardly any traffic. What’s not to like eh? I’m very lucky to be living here.

Yep, just as you described it. I concentrated so hard on not pissing my pants I accidentally farted and it was hideous. I gave a disapproving look at the old Spanish lady sitting next to me. Age is no barrier to me.

Ooooooh I’m weak willed and gave in. Technically I’m still on ‘holiday’ and it is 4am so perfectly reasonable.

The weekend went in a blur so much so that I’ve no idea what I did but I do know that it’s 0305 on Monday morning as I type this sitting at Gatwick Airport waiting for my 0630 flight back home to Spain. A Greggs coffee and fat-bastard baguette will see me through.

And there’s me thinking you Harley types were rough, tough individuals?

Sorry for the late reply Bob, yep on my own. My missus hasn’t been back to the UK once since we moved here ten years ago.

And so it begins……..incoming flight has been diverted to Alicante. I can see a bus transfer on the horizon……..at least I can lick the windows

Excellent, much appreciated

Waiting for my flight to the UK………..bbbrrrrrrr not looking forward to it

I agree totally with the sentiments expressed here regarding all the admin team. Pete’s untimely and unexpected passing could well have been the end of this forum but it’s been saved by you folks from an admin point of view and all those that post on a regular basis. On a personal note I don’t mind admitting that I’ve struggled to make much of contribution since the daft Welsh twat decided to leave us all in the shit. I think it was due in part to his demise but also I’ve had quite a bit going on with my dad and my missus and I just lost the desire to contribute. However, things have picked up and I do feel that I’ve turned a corner and intend to make more of an effort from now on. I might have to return to full Cockney-Wanker mode.

Please no!

Seriously, I think he was lucky to be allowed back on the first time. He clearly has issues and although I wouldn’t wish him any ill I just couldn’t be bothered with some of the bollocks he spouted. Bottom line in my view is that the forum is better off without him.

That’s true that is……… but only shallow ones