Skippy

Thats proper unlucky, poor sod.

How the fuck did he manage that?

Had to go and get a replacement headlight bulb this morning for the Yamaha so turned up at an official Yamaha dealership, all swanky marketing stuff and a full range of new bikes. I thought to myself “I’m going to pay for all this bling”……….. but no, I spoke to the salesman in my bestest Spanish, he checked to see if they had any in stock and gave me one………for free! I thought he was joking at first but it seems he was happy that I’d made an effort to speak Spanish rather than just shout in English Happy days.

Had a great stag do there for a mate of mine. Woke up in the morning wearing a pink dressing gown in a house I didn’t recognise. If that wasn’t bad enough I was hanging out of the back door guzzling black coffee when the milkman delivered the daily pint and said “ooooh another wedding is it?” Apparently, I was in the Best Man’s house and he’d been the Best Man at loads of weddings…….fucking hillbillies

Thanks Sofia, if we decide to do that I’ll let you know

I blame Pete for not telling me.

Ah fuck it I can’t be bothered. I’ve used my weekly quota of brain power today just trying to fathom out what it is I’ve done wrong to piss my missus off. I have the feeling it was breathing.

So basically this BOTY competition consists of all the BOTM winners? If that’s the case I thought my crappy old FZ6N won one month didn’t it? Or is that just wishful thinking/dementia?

I must have missed it then otherwise I wouldn’t have asked the question. Your sarcasm is much appreciated though.

Genuine question Pedro, how do those ones get chosen?

Cheers Pedro, just wondered if it would be worth doing with some mates from the UK. No worries mate.

Hey @Pedro, are you familiar with this part of Portugal or this particular route? www.rotanorte.pt

Don’t sell yourself short mate, those two activities take quite a bit of effort.

So, plan A was to play golf today. Mixup on the bookings so had to give that a miss. Plan B was to take the mountain bike out but found the rear tyre was flat and all the slime in the inner tube splashed everywhere. I’d run out of spare inner tubes so plan C was put into action. Plan C was to take the bike out for a spin which I did but ended up getting caught in a sudden downpour and soaked through with no waterproofs in my bag. You could say I was destined to go nowhere and stay indoors today. Beer o’clock it is then.

Well it would have been if I’d poured it over the food Pedro