Skippy

The only problem I’ll have is getting you to open your wallet and buy me a coffee

Thanks Marcel, that’s an image I didn’t need in my head

I’m not pissing around taking photos of you on Sunday!

I’m not squeamish but even I draw the line there.

Right O, 1230 it is. Make sure you bring a tablecloth and napkins this time.

Whatever you do don’t introduce her to @XTreme………….it would be carnage.

Yep sounds fine to me, meet there for midday? Gives me a chance to get the dogs out for a decent walk and also not have to use the motorway.

Rendevous you plonker.

So, I’m clear for Sunday @XTreme so we need to pick a RV? How far can you and you groin ride?

You should consider it a penance for being Welsh.

Only if they ride Harleys.

Now you tell me.

There’s a better than average chance I will be but if I do and I see your hand move anywhere but towards your wallet I’m fucking right off! Catch up nearer the weekend mate and I’ll have a better idea.

……….and the need to give cyclists a 1.5m space when you overtake them. My mate got nicked up near Altea and it’s not like you can argue with them is it?

Not yet but we have some anti inflammatory tablets that we give her if she needs them. I’ll speak to the vet and see if she can have You Move as well.

Cheers mate, the added complication is that she is prone to epileptic seizures but the last one was just over two years ago so the diet we have her on is definitely working. We have to be careful as like all Labradors she’d eat anything………she could be part goat.

Our Labrador had to go to the vet today as she has arthritis in her left elbow and she’s been limping a bit lately so we’ve put her in for a check. She gets quite stressed so they have given her a sedative to keep her calm………within a couple of minutes she was sleeping and snoring like a warthog. Niw waiting for a couple of hours while they give her the full check, x-rays etc etc……..won’t be cheap but she’s worth it.

I rather like the idea of not being welcomed everywhere. I suppose it’s always been the case.

That’s @XTreme‘s dad apparently.

……..and that’s why I feel so comfortable here

I’m only here because @XTreme told me he needed help in raising the amount of swearing used on the forum. The fucking cunt said you lot were complete wank stains and were far too posh. Now I know he was wrong and that you are, indeed, all fucking cunts. ………….that’s gotta be worth a bonus payment @XTreme?

Sounds like you’re properly in the shit @Marcel……….enjoy the peace and quiet.

As standard they are no where near as good as a standard Himalayan off road and they do nothing for me looks-wise.