Skippy

I’ve never managed that………..having a quiet wank.

Yes great idea…..perhaps some free fall photography? I hear underwater basket weaving is also popular nowadays.

Sounds like you’re going to have to be proactive and make things happen, just waiting for them to happen usually means you end up disappointed. C’mon, grab the bull by the horns and do something today you’ve never done before or haven’t for a long time.

I’ve just googled those symptoms and the diarrhoea is almost certainly a result of rectal stretching. I told you this would happen so no sympathy from me.

I knew you were bullshitting when you said “refined and civilised”……..have a word with yourself and don’t do it again please.

You may as well had plenty of beer the night before then. Migraines are the work of the Devil mate

Lovely even at this time of year, a couple of idiots had just come out of the water!

Cheers Bob, it’s certainly nice at the moment. I did have a better photo, but it wasn’t worth putting in. I got a Copper to take a photo of me, wheeling the bike up a dirt track with one hand but he had his thumb in the way..

I don’t know, the captain was busy so I couldn’t ask him.

Didn’t see it to be honest but there’s one being worked on in the dry dock area. It looks like it’s in a shit state, fuck going to sea in that thing.

A rather splendid few hours out on the bike this morning, headed over to Cartagena Bay to have a look at the old naval ships and submarines in for service etc (no photos as they get a bit shirty). From there headed further around the bay to the Cala Cortina area where there are loads of trails to be explored that run between old forts etc. Couldn’t get the bike up there but next time I’ll take the mountain bike in the car and go exploring.

We’ve only had the log burner on three times because it’s still very mild down here on the coast.

Take it easy mate. Don’t rip it and make it too baggy.

A series called Slow Horses. Not the usual spy stuff, a bit quirky but I can relate to that. Being a bit quirky, not being a spy……..but then again, that could be a ruse to put you off the scent.

I’ll ask him but if he says yes my cut is 20% of your gross profit.

He owns a few care homes……….there’s money in death mate. He’s a proper nice bloke actually and when he’s over we go out on the bikes and he’s also a decent golfer too. Not a flash cunt………so I can’t hate him.

My day has been put into perspective when a wealthy mate of mine sent some photos of the bikes he has just bought to leave here in Spain instead of having to bring his UK bikes over every time. He’s bought a Ducati Hypermotard 950 RVE with knobbly tyres, a Baptista WSB replica (or is it the real thing?) and a scooter to ping around on. That saves him bringing his Ducati Panigale, BMW 1250 GS Adventure and Honda CRF300 Rally over every time…………fer fucks sake! He’s also got his own race team and races a Lamborghini all over Europe. ………… I splashed out today and had breakfast down the seafront.

The rough plan is to ride up to Zaragoza towards the end of May and meet up with three mates from the UK. Looks like it could be a six day jaunt but as of yet there are no fixed plans……..we’ll probably let the weather decide our destination most days.

He’s right you know.

I’d be happy to settle for ugly in her case

He might have made it around the bend if the idiot hadn’t tugged the front brake, you can see the bike snap to a halt and the front dips suddenly causing him to lose balance.

Well I hope he’s not pregnant

Let me know when you’re fit mate and I’ll pop up.