Skippy

Any minute now @XTreme will be along to tell you it’s really a cheap Chinky copy and that it’s rescale value will halve every time you start it up.

Not sure yet but the bike is getting a thrashing this Sunday.

Worthless

No idea because I don’t eat them……….ask me the price of something else.

Plenty of multi day rides but I can manage with a 40 litre tail pack and some washing powder

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

Will Smith should’ve twated him properly.

I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney.

On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside. Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side. I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop. Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror. A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them. The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off.

Book yourself in for a perm mate

She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you

Not to the main shop, they work with a smaller garage for the small stuff.

I wish

If I went all motorway, it would take an hour and a quarter or thereabouts. Clearly I’m not gonna do that as it’s boring so I will cut across country on some of the nice roads which takes up to just over two hours. Probably about 120 km each way. The reason I’m taking it up is because the front suspension feels a little choppy, it’s the only way I can describe it although the bike handles beautifully and it’s not the front wheel bearings as I’ve checked that. I spoke to the guy up there and explained and he said bring it up and they will do a fork oil change seeing as it’s under warranty. Can’t ask fairer than that.

Well it’s gonna be fucking hot tomorrow and I’ve got to take my bike up to Alicante. Wish me luck!

I can’t be bothered watching stuff like this anymore as most of it is fucking idiotic, only a small percentage of it makes me laugh. The number of twats with hardly any common sense, a complete lack of awareness of their own ability and an over inflated opinion of their worth never ceases to amaze me. Cunts.

Ex- pro racer back in the day.

Head to the Peak District if you get a chance, it’s a stunning place. That’s where we lived before moving to Spain.

A nightmare happened. Got the thing running just right, all the correct lighting etc etc, a full set of e-marked paraphernalia etc and took it for the ITV test. The bike was originally an import from Germany into the UK but the UK logbook had a number missing that should have been recorded when it was imported into the UK. Without it they couldn’t give it an ITV pass and so it needed an ‘engineers report’ to the tune of €1,500. The bike didn’t cost me that in the first place. Sent the fucker back to the UK through a mate and sold it for exactly what I paid for it. Gutted.

Absolutely don’t give up trail riding mate but as stated, tone it down a bit and make sure you have someone with you if you can.

Yes he fucking did.

…………ahhhhh but what you don’t realise is that the group of reprobates I play with would fit in very well here……..and there’s beer involved supported by general rowdiness. ️

Currently in the sunroom squeezed up one corner of the three seater sofa and this is what I have to look at……….one for the ladies and Harley riders I guess.