Skippy

Currently in the sunroom squeezed up one corner of the three seater sofa and this is what I have to look at……….one for the ladies and Harley riders I guess.

Three Saturdays on the trot now so it’s Gaylord Golf for me tomorrow but it will be the last gay outing for a couple of weeks. Back to macho shit on two wheels next week……… 🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍. Off to one of the local bars on Sunday to watch the Lionesses win the World Cup………..Sweet Caroline and all that!!!

Yeah bruv innit………

Could be worse @yen_powell, you could have a black gash?

The pleasure of having two dogs that need early ‘walkies’

Two hours out on the mountain bike to collect a lottery ticket fer fucks sake. It was hot as hell and had to get home for 1030 as I couldn’t stand it anymore. Lovely views though. Took some video footage and had a scary descent right at the end, back wheel locked up and skidded most of the 150m to the bottom……..steep and very, very loose but watching the video it looks a piece of piss. Have to see if I can load it up.

May 2025 so not long. If things go well, I might even be divorced by then so I can spend it all on me.

Shouldn’t be a problem given my lack of skill

@XTreme and his two sisters back in Swansea.

You know who you are.

Mind you I plan on doing some admin shit tomorrow morning and so the old mountain bike may be dragged from its slumber in the garage and battered along the dirt tracks. Might even take some GoPro footage for your amusement as you hear me breathing like an overweight rapist.

I’d love to get another dirt bike mate but seriously, I think it’ll be a while yet. We always knew when we moved out here that there would be a shortfall between my private pension and the UK state pension. To be fair, a second bike is the only sacrifice we have to make so I can’t complain. I think I’ll stick with the old Fazer for a while yet and make the most of my mountain bike for exploring off road……….when it cools down a bit.

Same here Pete………lazy sods

Just staying off the bike at the moment that’s all, aircon working overtime during the day so we have a couple of cool rooms to take refuge in when needed.

Yes mate, not too difficult even for a numpty like me Bob

Here you go, and before you start they ain’t burnt, they’re meant to be like that…….just like Ghandi’s flip flops

I’m grounded too mate but not because it’s too hot ………… so I’m being a thoroughly modern man and making some garlic naan bread to go with a chicken curry. No idea what my wife is going to eat?

I know mate, it’s just uncomfortable out on the bike and that’s the first time in all the years we’ve been here I’ve actually felt like that. Now I don’t know if it’s because I’m a bit older and I can’t quite handle the heat or whether the heat is more intense. Could be a combination of both I guess but as soon as it breaks a bit we will have a run out mate.

Played golf again today and the heat was excruciating but despite the brutal conditions I came third out of twenty players and missed winning by three bloody points. Best bit was I walked away with €25 prize money ️€€€€€€€€€………hardly the big-time but hey, every little helps

According to @XTreme yes they are

You’re probably right there mate, probably much better than the BMW.

No can do at the moment………..funds are tighter than a nun’s chuff.

Yeah, wot he said you lightweight @XTreme

That “Chinky bike” has an engine which is a direct copy of a Kawasaki engine apparently and anyway, neither of us keep a bike long enough to worry about reliability, parts supply or resale value. Its still more bike than we can manage.

You should watch Nathan Millward’s latest video because he’s had both and he reckons the Voge is a better bike. For example, cheaper and much better suspension. You fucking bigot