Skippy

He’s just jealous because he doesn’t have the hand/eye coordination to be able to do it. You can see it in his riding too.

Are you going to the Stella Alpina Bob?

Gooooooooooooolf ️ tomorrow in Alicante followed by beer back at our bar. After that, who cares? …………hopefully the hangover won’t be too bad on Sunday.

If you want a proper ‘adventure’ wait for the 450…………..mind you it might be a bit much for you mate?

Fer fucks sake Pete don’t buy a new Transalp, I don’t care what colour they do it’s a fucking boring looking bike. Dull, dull, dull. Buy something that’s more exciting such as a KTM 890 or the Husqvarna Norden 901. ………..or a Himalayan

My day today was spent sweating like Jimmy Saville in a junior school……….had to have the aircon units changed as the old ones began to fail. It hit 39 Celsius in the shade today. I spent most of the time making sure the dogs were okay.

Yeah that’s true, I didn’t realise she was that young. She must just be your average female then…………..just joking ladies

Not being nosey but is it possible that she’s entering her menopause? The only reason I mention it is because my wife really struggled early on and the mood swings etc were unbearable.

Don’t bother with paracetamols mate, take a few of these.

It’s a bit much to be honest mate, mind you the other nine months of the year are pretty perfect

Too hot to be out long so no rendezvous with @XTreme today but instead an hour or so exploring along the coast.

That’s because she used to be a boy………I do hope I’ve overstepped the mark

A monstrosity

Not sure yet, but as soon as I know, I’ll give you a shout.

An erection hopefully No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

Rock ‘n’ roll baby!

My day today is trying not to melt and keeping the dogs cool…………just glanced at the outside thermometer and it’s now 34.9 Celsius in the shade at 1117……..Scorchio!! Playing golf tomorrow and it’s supposed to be even hotter…….fuck walking in that heat so it’s a buggy for me…….hope it’s fast.

Go and buy a Voge 300 Rally instead, plenty of those to be bought. Embrace your inner chinaman!

A fine day for raging the arse off a screaming 600

Been a while since I’ve bothered to take any photos but here’s one from today, north of Lorca, near La Paroquia.

I bet you shit your pants at the thought of your bike getting wet and grubby.

Golf! Now that’s more like it, it’s raised the manliness level a couple of notches.

Where’s your sense of adventure?

Not really mate, 17 inch front wheel and way too much expensive bodywork for my liking. Lovely bike, cracking engine but it just didn’t stir my soul. Now I’m not saying the FZ6N does either but it’s fun in a different way and it brings out the old hooligan in me. It’s a short term fix while I see what’s what……..now maybe the new 450 Himalayan will be the ticket?