Skippy

No idea, it’ll all depend on how much I have to spend. Probably another adventure-style bike but no idea what. The most bike for the available budget will be my only criteria.

It’s my life’s ambition…….along with shagging Julia Roberts. Best I concentrate on the bikes.

Yep. Part ex so some cash in the bank for whenever the time is right

You can’t beat a screaming 600………surprisingly satisfying ……..and don’t bother with the usual insults because they only work if the person being insulted gives fuck…….and @XTreme can testify that I don’t

You’ve totally confused @XTreme with all that techno talk mate

A mate of mine in the UK has a holiday home over here and leaves his CRF300 Rally here to play on when he comes over. Very nice bit of kit and I’d have one when I get as old as @XTreme

Mate, that’s true of any Spanish second hand bike.

Here you Pete, a quick scan on Millanucios brought up these three second hand ones. Must be available new as well?

I thought I’d seen some advertised through a dealer in Valencia some time ago?

What a shame, they’d be ideal for off road here. You can get the standard CRF 300 L which isn’t a bad alternative.

Oh yes, we’ve got a chance of rain tomorrow and Thursday but after that it’s full throttle to the summer! About ‘kin time too.

God knows? For €400 he might just keep it in his man cave as an ornament once he’s sprayed it up etc.

Damn, it’s from 1961………there’s me thinking that Methuselah probably had one in his youth

Not sure mate but I’ll ask him. It’s proper old, not old compared to you but old nonetheless

Look at this little beauty, it’s a Moto Guzzi Hispania, all 75cc’s of it from the Franco era I think. A mate bought it for €400 with loads of historical paperwork and the best bit is that it actually sounds like it’s going to start! ……….might have to get one for myself

Every afternoon for the past few days it’s turned to shit with massive thunderstorms and rain. I’ve started to drink rum and pineapple to lighten my mood. By the time it stops raining I may be an alcoholic

…………in the right hands etc etc………so that rules me out then

That twat made a right meal of that bit of dirt. I reckon you could get a Goldwing up there…………..don’t know about the Tracer though?

What worries me most of all is that you know I’ve got a sheepskin jacket.

Inspirational Individuals?

Of all the insults I’ve endured I’ve never been called a ‘random’. ’Kin cheek!

Where is it then and when are we going?

She looks like a proper slag now. Much improved.

I didn’t mention it because that would have been rather boastful