Skippy

Maybe you could loan some to @XTreme so he can get his daughter-in-law permanently removed?

Film it……..you can’t beat a fat cunt while they’re having a meltdown. Well, you can but you’ll probably get arrested.

Fuelled up, coffee being supped and ready for the off to who knows where!

Happy birthday @XTreme you fucking Welsh twat. Make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready when you blow them candles out.

I voted for Buckster because of the sheer audacity of the man. You’ve Gotta respect somebody who is willing to open themselves up to ridicule and not give a flying fuck.

I’m out on the Tracer tomorrow so I might be able to take a photo if I can be bothered. I reckon it’s so mundane to look at I could drape Julia Roberts on it and it still wouldn’t win. Now there’s a thought, I wonder if I’ve still got her number? After all, she owes me a favour……….

It was his wallet that did it.

That old excuse. Either you’re a doddery old fucker or you’re trying it on. Please clarify.

You’re a closet Brit Pete……..don’t try and deny it.

Nuffin’ wrong with a Himalayan. I’ve had two and I might buy a third just to spark some bitchin’

Says the bloke that has to go to Albox for British teabags…………

A group for two of us? You daft cnut. ………..let’s do it

Somewhere just west of Moratalla this morning. A bit of abandonment for @XTreme, only spoiled by my bike.

Oooooooh sounds like a challenge

Everything you’d expect including vocabulary, grammar, all the tenses…….etc etc through written and oral means. The full Monty mate.

My teacher obviously………..did you not go to school?

Doing my Spanish homework like a proper class swot. Quite enjoying it, stretching the old grey matter.

That’s a relief……..that means we can have a golf section instead.

That’s what I said when I found out. It could be wrong of course?

20 minutes for you………..20 days for me

What puts me off is the very short service intervals of 2,500 miles with a valve check every 3,000 miles. For that reason they can rammit.

Apparently, people that like/own trailers, trikes and other such items have their own group and associated badge already.

Yep, count me in.

I know mate, like I say handy to have but plug-ugly.

My Tracer came with Shad luggage ……..useful but fucking hideous. Only put them on if I really have to.