Skippy

One of the pillion passengers took some video footage but I can’t upload it to YouTube for some reason, anyway I’ve done a couple of screenshots so you get the idea of the local terrain…….Pete, note it’s not kiss-me-quick hats and tattoos around here.

Hardly ever……..that’s probably jinxed it.

Well, I didn’t take it but clearly I don’t care about specifics

You’ll be fine @XTreme

That’s not bad then, a lot of my mates in the UK have spent a fortune on their bikes…….£6-7k……….I’d want a proper engine for that kind of money.

What model is it and what kind of price?

I’d love one mate, the only thing stopping me is the cost. ‘Kin expensive ain’t they!

Still went places you couldn’t on the heap of chromed wank you ride around on

Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks. I’m proper knackered now

Many a true word is spoken in jest………why do you think I moved to Spain in the first place mate?

Totally agree Bob, if I get lonely I can always listen to the voices in my head. If I want a conversation I’ll go to the pub or call someone when I’m not riding my bike.

Talk is cheap @XTreme

Depends if he’s just ‘out’ or ‘out out’? For those that don’t know the difference then you need to Google Micky Flanagan.

To be fair, that’s not the first time I’ve been told not to put my helmet somewhere.

Very toasty mate, walking the dogs now in t shirt and shorts!

Had another good trip out with the Welsh Wizard, no devastation, or destruction, no broken bike, brand-new jacket is still fine, I think he was quite disappointed that nothing broke or fell off. Got back to the Brit enclave about 4.15pm……….had some daft Spanish twat pull across me but I live to ride another day.

What an unpleasant image I now have in my head. Probably going to have nightmares. Thanks for that.

Can I make it absolutely clear…..we’re meeting up but it’s not a date. Just in case you lot were wondering.

I know, it’s an absolute disgrace

The word ‘solarium’ seems to bother you mate?

My day today consisted of the following in chronological order; 1. Upset the missus and she went off for a walk with the huff. I think it was because I was breathing? 2. Had a lovely half day to myself with just the dogs for company so played with the bikes (fitted satnav onto the Tracer and took the DR out across the local campo). 3. Missus came home so I went up onto the solarium and did some more waterproofing. 4. It’s been a lovely day so far so now relaxing with a good old cuppa. ……….looking forward to her falling asleep early on the sofa

We’ll stump up for some new ones you tight arse twat………but save some money for our Sunday extravaganza.

Shut it……….,

Definitely not Bob ………..I’ve been wetter than an otter’s pocket more times than I care to remember.

I can’t disclose my plans. Need to know basis.