Skippy

Mate, even you have your uses.

I saw this the other day and this morning I was going to post it up on here because I knew it would make Pete laugh out loud. However, then I read Pedro’s post and it seemed pointless and irrelevant. However, now the sad news has sunk in I’m starting to remember Pete’s sick sense of humour and I think he’d appreciate it anyway. Here you go Pete, you daft Welsh twat.

Thanks for the offer Pedro but to be honest I’m not sure I could get along anyway, I was just thinking it would be nice to know when the service might be so I could spend a bit of time quietly thinking.

Fucking hell that’s awful news, so unexpected. I was just about to post up something funny, taking the piss etc, clearly this news changes everything. Condolences to his wife and wider family. I assume his wife contacted you @Pedro? If so and you get any further info on funeral service etc please keep us informed. I haven’t known Pete for that long really, certainly not as long as many of you, however he was such a distinctive character and I always enjoyed our meet-ups………apart from that abandoned shit, he can fucking rammit!

Cheers Bob

Absolutely love those Desert Sleds Bob, they even look good with some side cases on. Have you had any significant problems with it? Anything that you have to look out for other than the normal things on most bikes?

Sorry to hear that Pete and hope all goes well. Anyway, are there any fit nurses there to give you a bed bath? I suppose you’ve been banned from masturbating as you can’t get too excited. Just a thought, do you want me to pop around and see your missus?

Oooooh that twat on the bike would be offended by you referring to him as a guy…….isn’t that Sam Smith who doesn’t identify as either make or female?

I was even worse than that Bob…….made a full recovery now thankfully

Cheers mate…….I think one more gin and tonic will help

Cheers Bob

Im doing my best ……….

Not for me, the pensionable age is currently 66 and it doesn’t change until after I get my hands on the dosh

There are a couple which are okay.

Next year mate

Today is my 65th birthday so I’m drinking beer and eating curry. It’s my birthday so I’ll do what the fuck I want. The fine Spanish cuisine can do one for the day. I’ll worry about the inevitable hangover when it gets here…….probably about 6pm at this rate. Over and out.

Fair comment

What’s Marcia like? Asking for @XTreme because he’s too shy to ask himself

Mate, the smell of stale piss reminded me of you and that was quite enough.

Took the mountain bike out again for a bimble along the local dirt tracks. Not sure of distance but I was out for about three hours and my legs feel stiff now so a decent stretch I imagine. Its been so dry over the past three years it’s beginning to look like North Africa! Found a nice little place for @XTreme to wander around in. A strong smell of piss, used condoms and some stained mattresses would have given Pete a stiffy

Couldn’t agree more. It’s an odd boy that names their bike.

You just fucking had to didn’t you?

Of course you can……….just like you can make a video with someone out of shot and produce a video that suggests more than there is……….of course, I could be wrong?

You fucking do-gooder