Skippy

What the fuck have you got on your feet?

It goes everywhere the old XR250s go

Royal Enfield Himalayan, cheap as chips, plenty of character, enough power for the dirt, decent comfort to get you to and from trails, more capable than most of us, easy to fix and crashes well. It’ll do almost 90mpg no matter how much you thrash it. Not only that but looks cool-as-fuck when you pull up next to the latest bit of expensive, light weight, made-from-unobtainium, plastic coated hardcore, purpose built dirt bike in your cheap, nothing-matches riding gear (that’s compulsory ) a minute or so after they’ve arrived. Oh, and you’ll laugh your tits off most of the time too.

Enough said. …………..the miserable fuckers went and changed the name of the place a while ago.

Fred’s sunset for me. Mean and moody. The sunset I mean.

Here you go. I don’t think it makes it any better though?

Hardly worth entering with this but it’s the only photo I’ve taken of my bike in September so far. Shame, as I’ll have some better ones when I go to the Sierra Nevada on Thursday

No problem here (yet). Anyway, must dash to top up the car and two bikes and Jerry cans and garden buckets etc etc etc. Fuckwits, all of ‘em.

Good call

Exactly, it sure as hell ain’t a Dominator!

Who knows?

That’s proper narrow, no room for error and I make a lot of those. Anyway, that trail would probably crumble under the weight of my Himalayan

It’ll probably be December before I could contribute

I’ve just seen this bike advertised on a local buy and sell site so I grabbed a screenshot to share with you. It’s priceless. Apparently, Yamaha made a 650 Dominator. …………and to top the advert off the dozy individual has managed to include some part of a private message in the photos plus a hideous selfie. I might make her an offer 🏍🏍🏍🏍

Fuck that…….and I do t like jellied eels either

I’d consider that a fucking bonus if it was my family

We had a storm last night as well Pete but nothing like that amount of rain. Woke up this morning and it was bone dry again.

Great choice, there’s a good Spanish Facebook page (queue the FB-haters ) and of course the UK version too which is run by a mate of mine. Always worth a look to see what’s going on or if you need technical help etc. Whereabouts are you based in Spain?

That’s shite

Pair of cunts……..and that’s without ever meeting either of you.

Or as Ray Winstone would say……

Good call, I’ve seen these off road and definitely capable

It don’t take brains to get unnecessarily wet………..mind you, every forum has one specimen

So, despite my bravado yesterday about the poor weather I’ve slapped myself and taken a dose of common sense; trip put off until next week when there’s less chance of meeting Noah and his Ark en route.