Skippy

A bit of porridge

I have a significant birthday this year, so I will be 65 years old on 13th of May. I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Instead, I am spending six days with three mates from the UK, who are going to meet me in Zaragoza on the 24th of May. We will spend six days arsing around on motorbikes, reminiscing about our youth, but more importantly, making new memories. No change of bike needed.

So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Of course, it would involve several nights away, loads of beer, excess stupidity and hookers. On second thoughts, you’re probably better off buying a new bike.

None of your business you nosey cunt

You should keep doing that, and then she’ll get so sick of it she’ll do it herself. Problems solved.

It must be, I mean, you wouldn’t put that much effort into getting a motorbike would you?

A couple of pints seem okay but much more and I get very, very pukey.

Mmmmm not a good idea, me and a crate of cider

My Spanish mate has a 1200 Sportster and he rides the fucking wheels off it. Now bear in mind that he grew up on dirt bikes and picture that style of riding but on a heavily butchered Harley……….its impressive I can tell you. …………..but he’s in the minority

There’s more chance of Wales having a decent rugby team in the next five years than anyone coming out here mate.

The Mrs now has it, which is clearly all my fault for catching it in the first place.

It hit 29.9 Celsius here today in the shade! Thankfully there’s now a gentle breeze otherwise I’d have to put some ice in my Chardonnay to keep it chilled.

Blimey, that’s something to look forward to then?

Wouldn’t surprise me………….probably introduced by some third world traveller from one of the deprived countries like Wales or Scotland.

Wanker

That would make your day wouldn’t it. A bit of death and destruction

I sound like I smoke 40 cigarettes a day.

Antibiotics are for queers and steers

I’ve certainly looked better Saul…….not been to the doctors for antibiotics as I’d rather do without if I can. I’ve tested myself for Covid a couple of times and it’s not that so fingers crossed I’ll feel a bit better by tomorrow. The weird thing is that I’m sleeping absolutely fine.

I’ll be doing the grand total of fuck all…….my man-flu has progressed to constant coughing and hacking up yellow phlegm. Delighful. My wife is so impressed. P.S. It could be worse though, had a chat with a mate of mine this morning and his missus has decided that she is now a lesbian. She’s fucked off with another woman and left him with two teenage girls……….mind you, my cough is quite bad.

Oh yes. Think I might move back. Not.

Sniffing and sneezing, that’ll be my day today. Came back from the UK with a cold. Of course, it’s proper man-fu so I expect loads of sympathy and care from my wife.

We fucking are you Welsh Cunt

At the airport and coming home

Cheers mate, wish I still had it