Pedro

That’s like the water deciding not to be wet

There was only ever going to be a sure winner, but you weren’t nominated.

I got no issue with space savers like that, but it’s a good habit to have to check they’re a little over inflated with every oil change. The ones you have to inflate to use, those are a proper pain in the ass.

You'll get it done, Ace!

Rough idle from now on?

Maybe a job for when it’s warm and … nevermind, do it by the fireplace.

That’s a pie ... When you go to a restaurant and order food, I bet it’s always a surprise when it arrives at the table.

Well, now you have to wait until the next flounce, now there’s precedent

Considering this, and when you think of a twat pain in the ass in this forum you think of Marcel. Nobody tries as hard as him to be nominated. So, my nomination is for @Buckster, the guy who allowed Marcel back after he flounced and left the first time.

Great, you can explain it to Marcel then

Do you know what a stew is? A casserole is a pan to use in the oven, a type of food that you sometimes cook in a pan like that, also in the oven.

Does anyone on here know what a casserole is?

No

In Portugal, because of the sound a traditional 50cc scooter makes, we call them vacuum cleaners. That’s what that looks like, a vacuum filter

It's looking very nice now, great transformation! I can't unsee that it looks like it's pretending to be a Harley once you cover it:

It's a super bike so speed is relative. What I liked was the cop messing with them

The Isle of Man is a lovely place to visit:

don't forget MD's and M&S

Has the tractor fixed itself, @Vamana Gupta?

Radio Control clubs

I see who you copied with that sentence. Nice one!

Being that you really want it, I wonder how long people will hold out on nominating you for cheer torture.

Nobody has nominated you, though. Which definitely gives you the title of sad twat.