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Measles vaccination has been a part of Portugal's free healthcare since 1973, administered to children when they're up to 12 months old, it has eradicated the desease for years up until a few days ago, when something breached our borders. Vaccines need to be administered to everyone to prevent this, more so when they're babies because it's a highly contagious desease and common amongst babies, plus babies are snotty and don't care about it. We got our first case of measles in a long time from a 20 month old baby that was a passenger in a flight to Portugal, from an area of Europe (the continent, not the economic union) that has had a way higher rate of measles over the last few months, apparently they can't give a shit about vaccinating babies, can you guess where that is?

Could it be to improve flexibility and better at reaching the ground?

I wouldn't be able to cope with life if this was the weather we usually had, this shouldn't happen after brexit! I think this weather might be woke...

TV reporter yesterday, interviewing people outside FC Porto's stadium before a match: Reporter, in Portuguese: Hello, would you mind ... Football fan: Pardon, on parle Français Reporter, switching to english: Oh you speak french, not even a little bit of english? Football fan: Oue, mais just un petit peut anglais. Reporter, in english: OK, were are you from then?

Long gone. He finished the whole thing by lunchtime on day 2.

I've been following this chanel to keep up with the Dakar, it's in italian and features a few of the italian Malle Moto participants, with on board and interviews by one participant. It's great content, there's Cezare, racing with a Kove, who is just pure cool class and has just slept by his bike in the dunes on the middle of the Empty Quarter stage. Can't recommend it enough.

You could always offer to walk it when they are gone, might be a treat for both of you.

It's a big part of what they do, which surprised me. They also do a lot of outdoor non motorcycle things.

Rain has arrived, but Costa enjoyed the protection of his warm Rukka jacket.

That’s it, I’m getting drunk to tonight! Spent the day working and selling as much as I could, my supplier is increasing prices when everyone else is lowering, so sold and pressured as much as I could today before monday when shit hits the fan.

Get drunk instead, pissed just brings out the worst that can come out of getting drunk

That’s you out of luck for working with cards in a casino then.

It works!

Should have seen me and my dad laughing about my hiccups just now. His ELA made it a proper pair of us!

Surely a little more wine is the cure, let’s see if it works…

Haven’t had the hiccups in ages, was talking to Sofia on the phone and cracking myself up This is hilarious, can hardly post this

I seem to have a bad case of the hiccups right now, does it count?

Only Triumph I’d like to own, except for that exhaust. Can’t see that working in warm weather.

I’d love to know what words you used to find that picture

Starting on that, I am liking it after two or three episodes

He’s a communist!

I’ve got psoriasis, one fucked knee, and one sort of fucked but sort of ok knee. I’m keeping away from doctors and exam machines, I hope they’ll last until everything is done online

I've had a leak between the water meter in my house (which is in the wall by the street), and the house itself. A pipe burst and the only reason I noticed was that it was forming a little puddle, since it was hot Lea the Terrier had a nice refreshing sit on it and didn't want to move away