Pedro

Yes it is, Pete, keep it below 70% humidity and all of that is gone.

You remember the specific date?

Well, it better improve for next month!

Spring is gone dude!

Drinking moon water? on second thoughts, maybe better than indian water?

The Albox run, you make going for tea at the brit shop sound like a cross country race!

I suppose you're right, but I don't think we'll go that far north.

That's ok then, I think that's to be encouraged. She's right next door to where I advised you to go on holiday too.

A topbox big enough to have a lifter strut

I know a few motorsport types, particularly a very good mapper. Through that guy, who doesn’t do shady stuff, I’ve met a guy who’s a shit tunner but very shady, he’s nicknamed the watchmaker, he mainly fixes clocks…

I didn’t get that.

You’re late, Portuguese TV has got three people on the scene, our president is over there too. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to the annoying clown!

One’s named after boobs, the other but, you freaks!

Baps and butties, what’s the difference?

Always amazes me how cheap used cars are in the uk. Was it ratty? Earlier than here, traditionally it’s late September I think.

I hear North Africans are very intimidated when they hear a London accent …

Cut off is the scary part in the new age But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM?

No, I bought one without the cord because I thought I wouldn't forget. It's maybe 20 years old, used twice. I forgot one of the times, so it's 50% fail.

They’re 20, they would come back. With cookies, or chocolates

Only time I dropped a bike not offroad was riding a hotel in Casablanca. I carried the bloody thing for the entire trip but parking it in front of the hotel for one of the last nights I decided to put it to use. In the morning I forgot about it and as I was riding off there was a thunk! And down I went. I remember being very confused while going down and thinking “I didn’t notice a sidewalk” Since then I don’t bother with it, I do bother with safe places to park though.

To be honest I’m a bit anxious about this UK trip, it’s all horror stories on youtube. However, we’ll try to sleep in ok areas and search for places with parking. Also the point is to go through scenic places instead of lingering on slums. My bike has an alarm, plus one tries not to live in fear. Porto once had an armed carjacking crisis and that didn’t stop me driving around, just keep a little space to the car in front on stoplights

Washed my bike today, including the luggage, tomorrow will wipe a cloth with motul shiny stuff on it and hope it’s done until the uk bimble in September. Also washed the inner things of my helmet, trying to make it smell human again, and less of dust and sweat. I feel the time for a new lid is approaching.

They’d start coming around a lot more often!

It’s 2023, a new world!