Pedro

A Kraken is a sea monster, you tv educated twat

It does seem to worsen how you feel when you see a storm outside the window. yesterday I thought of you… driving back home at 21:00 in the rain my eyes were feeling tired after a long day so got off the motorway and went to a place to have a snack and power up. It was closed, and it was raining and cold, a guy on a non plated Beta 2 stroke was arriving to the same place also so find it closed.

Raw bacon…

It’s because new managers forget the business carries on because personal relationships overcome their sad decisions to treat clients like shit. Take me and a couple of other agents out of the mix and they’ll have to sell their goods at competitive prices. Suddenly our commissions will seem like a bargain, now and on paper they look at them as expensive for something in which they can’t perceive value. It’s all good so far, am not too worried.

I meant You’re the wanker, not the vehicle. They like Mitsubishis in Spain too, it’s just that Pajero there means another thing.

I don’t get the sack, they might decide to stop working with me and another couple of agents, I see them as my clients so they will burn bridges in Portugal by doing so. I’ll make them regret their decision before they enforce it, and if not I’ll see the good side of it and stop having to put up with twats (except on here !) The timing, they wouldn’t dare dump me when they need me the most, which is on entry of a demand and consumption crisis. Now I’m their best friend.

One of them was highly pregnant and about to burst so didn’t succeed in getting her drunk, the other isn’t pregnant …. They both boasted how great the new boss is. I concluded they drank too much of the coolaid after meeting the guy, my Galician colleague agrees with me. My days are numbered so it is what it is, they are counting on me to get them out of a current crisis though, which I will as it pays my bills, and will delay the end as much as I can, maybe a couple of years is my current guess.

Bryan Cranston on something about being a judge Your Honor

Please ban bot posts about this bike!

They do similar to that where he lives

Spiced rum, my thoughts when I looked at the title

You were talking about going away somewhere to possibly buy a Honda NX650 a few days ago, I don’t know where teletuby land is related to you, so figured out it would have been a cool spooky guess if I had got it right.

Don't mind at all, but the wall now looks half green with the bottom half rusted away

You went to buy a Dominator?

Not for me, I prefer nutty crunchy to caramel chewy

No, I remember Lion as they arrived later to Portugal and I didn't like them at all with all the extra caramel.

I've been trying to remember the name for days now, as a kid my favourite chocolate bar used to be Toffee Crisp! For some reason I thought they had a tiger in the wrapper but seems they don't.

The cafe / very nice restaurant near the factory i work with in Galicia

I like Bounty, in chocolate bar and icecream version too. Haven’t bought one in years though. To be honest I’d rather have pistachios or cashews than sweets if feeling like a snack like that.

Did you walk 10 miles to school with barefeet in snow?

Cured means treating with whatever. But regarding prosciutto or jamo or presunto I don't get it, there's not drenching of anything, it's salt and dryness and time to cure ham. The UK seems like a bad place to eat pork.

Ham is the back leg of the pig. Smoking is a method of curing. You do not need to boil or slicing legs of pig in order to cure them if salting and smoking, hence this: