Pedro

Unstick those stickers and have someone pinstripe it. It’ll look proper on that bike.

I want a tiny tire pump to carry on the bike, to use only for flats instead of frequent use. It has to have clamps to be powered straight from the battery, and small trumps pretty and well finished. Any recommendations on something you can rely on?

If only you had a nice BMW

Is that Murphy’s cousin?

They need to mentally prepare for possible complaints

Grass fed donkey, though

A favourite, using Alentejo blood sausage and herbs from my garden. proper cozy food for a cold January dinner

Gemelli a la putanesca, but with capers, so maybe pizzaiolo instead Capers preserved just in sea salt, not in brine. Properly nice.

Whenever I fit a harder mixed use tire it seems to be raining for the first 500 kms

I never had proper cider. It’s not really a thing here. Got my little helper guy cooking tonight:

Oh Skippy

The Menu is proper shit. Report back

Or my cojones

Wait, Michael Jones? Have a spaniard read that out loud

Out for lunch in my favourite hilltop cafe.

Actually it’s Miguel. Pedro José is just wrong

That’s such a great internet classic

Just to add confusion, I’m not submitting this but if you want to take that gay guy with the Triumph out of the banner:

This is the one I ‘m submitting, Pete

Confusion is my middle name

There might be something to say about new cars being mostly shit at the same time new drivers and young kids don’t like cars anymore.

Don’t die on account of BOTM