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Pedro

Twat of the Year 2024/Moderator
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  1. She’s depressed, fat, ugly, overeating crap, unmotivated, her situation is sad and you don’t get out of that easily. Her husband is obviously not a big force in enthusiasm and positiveness either, that started way before her. They got together and two individual bad energies combined into a big one.
  2. Just continuing with your own joke, dude
  3. It’s going to be a pair of pants or boots or whatever. Or a generator! A Goldwing would be cool though!
  4. You joke, the beef and bacon are cut and ground in front of me, then pressed slightly. I season it with salt and sometimes pepper and that’s it! Plus, don’t ruin bacon and chorizo! edit: bacon is an extra for special burguers, normal ones are 100% beef and they work perfectly
  5. Well, you two and Pete figure it out
  6. Don’t know who Edward is, but I buy burguers from Sérgio and there is only beef and bacon on his burguers!
  7. Emulsified pork tube, is that a sausage?
  8. Funnily enough, took me a while to get that I have ridden all of today’s roads before, but nothing has been maintained so they are completely different and more offroad than before.
  9. The one on my bike was cool, the other one was a twat!
  10. No, just found out I had lost my water bottle, was very dry and thirsty, so ate the apple to get the juices from it. It worked too, and I was adequately hidrated.
  11. then I’ll have nothing left for the report
  12. There was one at the Ducati dealer 30km away before releasing, to go and have a sit. I didn't go, made myself unaware of it. Saw one a couple of days ago, on the street in Algarve, it looked nice in real life. Thing is, in order to buy one you have to deal with Ducati dealers, I hate them here.
  13. Thank you for asking, yesterday was awful and the day ended with me pretty feeling pretty low. So much that I'll leave the report till I get back and have a quiet time in front of the fireplace to write it properly. However, today I did point the bike south and did a few hours riding outside the main roads with very little need of navigation from my phone, that's just how cool and experienced I am. Will see how it goes tomorrow. Tomorrow there's going to be monkeys, and the day after that maybe camels and dunes. I'm not stopping a ton of times like I used to, and it is very weird doing this alone.
  14. Head is fine, the rest I don’t know… Waiting on the ferry now
  15. From what gets posted around here, all the men around drive on winter tires and all the women with big smiles!
  16. Like i said, you can spot that from a tiny picture in a phone
  17. This means: "I got on and had friend bring me motorcycles every two years in vans!"
  18. Bloody hell, even the chinese nowadays can't be chinese anymore without being copied and bettered at their own thing. Hard days!
  19. I wonder what the public opinion nowadays would think of that practice.
  20. You can see how stiff that frame is from way over here, just look at that front tube
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