Pedro

Numa noite the orvalho, fui cagar ao cemitério Levantou-se o morto e disse, Vai cagar para o caralho! Quando eu era pequenino a minha mãe fez-me uns calções Eram largos na cintura E apertados nos colhões!

Being fofilled can ruin anyone!

Pink power ranger, wasn’t she? Got everyone salivating just from having “tart” on her nickname

How did this turn out? Did we win?

laying down for a bit? That’s a symptom unless you’re ancient

Whenever I’m with those guys I find a way to call turbines “fans”, those engineers go mad

This is plain boring without lone amigo to worship this guy

Take care dude, rest is key.

Does Pete ask obvious questions? who is Pete? what is a question?

You’re asking Pete type questions over and over

Marcel was

Is a sandwich a methafor for sex in the uk?

Our worse fears and challenges are usually inside, Bob. Buckster is no exception

If you read it through my eyes… It’s a curse, I think this is what Tim is always on about my sense of humour

Because you’re a cool dude, I’m not going to joke about she dating twins. That sucks.

Over 100.000 miles, but "apparently" it must have had new brake discs "at some point"

Smart thinking!

the TKC70 I have now are not mentioned in this article, but just to be safe and after reading this about tire oils I just went and gave them a good soaking with some oil I had laying around. 10w60 oil, good stuff! Should be good to go another few thousand miles!

Is his mother of such inferior dna that yours go so washed down ?

A confusion of KTMs

A broken of Kawasakis

A contentment of Yamahas

A sadness of Suzukis