Pedro

I looked it up and that's 56kg in a unit I understand. Seems to me if you really want to show off you should get some meat and muscle to go with your bones.

You say pillsbury and french, but when you say ham and cheese on top it sounds the bad kind of american.

Only in the US do seagulls get fed

No he can’t!!!

With a boxer engine, you don’t get oil starvation on one side when starting the bike after a while, while the other side might get oil into the combustion chamber.

That got a real life giggle out of me, instead of the usual inner smile.

No worries, Your wife wouldn’t go anywhere with you on that tiny bike you’ve got

It´ll be similar to this

Tonights dinner was amazing, while watching pictures on the TV of a place I like in the Algarve burning, I got on on an Algarve state of mind and put some canned horse mackerel fillets on a plate, onions, plenty of parsley, freshly ground black pepper, plenty of lemon zest, and olive oil, together with a cherry tomato, cucumber and oregano salad. Along with some toast to soak up the olive oil it was southern flavors out of the pantry, tasted great after the beach. Lunch, another southern portuguese salad Heart shaped sandwich because of love! It was tasty, with a mayonnaise based sauce, it had onions, garlic, plenty of salted capers on it, plus some cherry tomatoes and mozzarella.

Keep it up

Honda is master of making bikes that are bigger than the sum of their parts. VFR, Transalp, Africa Twin, CB500, early CBR600, etc! Shame it’ll be gone in two months, really

Twice the price of a Goldwing would be 60 or 70.000€ today. Did the Goldwing become more expensive or the BMW relatively cheaper?

I’ll give it a month before you start complaining

The drama!

I like how you name drop spanish names to make this boredom sound exotic to brits I went for the last option

They're all here! I had a sit outside yesterday night, and had to move back inside after 5 minutes because of mosquitos.

Very cool but really a hard buy, Bob,

Shall we pool in and buy him a bike? Doesn’t matter what it is as long as the headers need polishing to keep him busy

Same as confirming it’s not the Millenium Falcon

None of them are, that’s a fact

I know two guys in Spain who ride bikes, maybe I should ask them how one buys a bike in Spain

Oh, ok, is it meant to be used as a paperweight? Where you on drugs when you made the deal? Both being a yes it can be one

What are the chances there will be a big drama tomorrow and no deal can be made?

All this uncertainty is starting to damage the stock market Pete, you’re messing with people’s investments!